{"id":4058,"date":"2011-08-17T19:58:37","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4058"},"modified":"2011-08-17T19:58:37","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:58:37","slug":"cine-nu-citeste-asta-moare-cu-pauni-bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cine-nu-citeste-asta-moare-cu-pauni-bonus\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine nu cite\u015fte asta, moare! (cu p\u0103uni bonus)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am f\u0103cut o trecere \u00een revist\u0103 a celor mai vicioase blesteme de sorginte rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>CINE NU CITE\u015eTE ASTA, MOARE!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 distreaz\u0103 wishful thinking sau g\u00e2ndirea deziderativ\u0103, dup\u0103 cum nu \u00eei zice nimeni \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t psihologii. E modul norodului de a-i aburi pe al\u0163ii \u015fi, uneori, de a se aburi singur. Cu toate astea, au existat blesteme celebre care au func\u0163ionat de minune, scul\u00e2nd p\u0103rul de pe genera\u0163ii \u00eentregi de spin\u0103ri, \u015fi blesteme anonime, cum a fost \u00een clasa a IV-a, c\u00e2nd i-am zis unui cretin care m\u0103 tot pip\u0103ia: \u201eRupe-\u0163i g\u00e2tul!\u201d, iar peste trei zile \u015fi-a rupt piciorul. S\u0103-i zicem blestem cu rico\u015feu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/blogs\/ro\/2011\/08\/17\/cine-nu-citeste-asta-moare\/\">Read the rest at Vice Magazine: CINE NU CITE\u0218TE ASTA, MOARE! &#8211; Vice la zi<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apoi, am continuat seria primarilor cu instinct. Cu citate din Lovin \u015fi din Tache bonus. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>CRISTIAN POPESCU PIEDONE, OMUL CARE ADUCE FRUMOSUL<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd m\u0103 voi face mare, vreau s\u0103 fiu Piedone. E primul ca greutate, dar al doilea ca influen\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 Daniel Constantin, pre\u015fedintele Partidului Conservator. \u015ei, ca al\u0163i gra\u015fi celebri din istorie, ca Oprah Winfrey sau Teo Trandafir, e o figur\u0103 public\u0103 simpatic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 cet\u0103\u0163eanul cu probleme \u015fi \u00eel str\u00e2nge la pieptu-i de aram\u0103. De aceea sec\u0163iunea \u201eMesaje de sus\u0163inere\u201d de pe www.piedone.ro arat\u0103 ca un panou de omagii \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rate. Eu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 nu publici \u201emuie\u201d pe un site de primar, dar cum s\u0103 nu ai niciun \u201eDomnule primar, cu respect v\u0103 spun c\u0103 bosche\u0163ii dumneavoastr\u0103 sculpta\u0163i sunt un kitsch\u201d?! Frumos. Respect.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/blogs\/ro\/2011\/08\/16\/instinct-primar-dubla-3\/\">Read the rest at Vice Magazine: INSTINCT PRIMAR, DUBLA 3 &#8211; Vice la zi <\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u015ei apoi, am traversat Ci\u015fmigiul cu ni\u015fte treburi. Ci\u015fmigiul, mai nou, e plin de p\u0103s\u0103ri exotice.<br \/>\nLa cu\u015fca p\u0103unilor, copilul care morfolea biscui\u0163i simpli o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe bunic\u0103-sa.<br \/>\n-S\u0103 le dau?<br \/>\n-Da, zice ea \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103-i cheme: Pui, pui, pui, pui!<br \/>\n\u015ei p\u0103unii au reac\u0163ionat exact ca orice or\u0103tanie proast\u0103 din ograd\u0103: au venit docili \u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 ciuguleasc\u0103 buc\u0103\u0163ile de biscuit.<br \/>\nMORALA: rom\u00e2nul e n\u0103scut \u0163\u0103ran, dar \u015fi p\u0103unul e tot o g\u0103in\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am f\u0103cut o trecere \u00een revist\u0103 a celor mai vicioase blesteme de sorginte rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. CINE NU CITE\u015eTE ASTA, MOARE! 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