{"id":4100,"date":"2011-08-27T12:52:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T09:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4100"},"modified":"2011-08-27T12:52:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T09:52:53","slug":"mess-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mess-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Mess of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ca de obicei c\u00e2nd m\u0103 fute o lene n\u0103praznic\u0103 \u00een menajatrua cu o lips\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie \u00eembujorat\u0103 \u015fi b\u00e2rzoet\u0103, pun o discu\u0163ie de mess:<br \/>\nOstap: b\u0103, \u0103\u015ftia de la ziar to\u0163i \u00ees lobotomiza\u0163i \u00eenainte de angajare?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: but of course<br \/>\nlorena lupu: \u015fi mie mi-au zis c\u0103 e obligatoriu dac\u0103 vreau job<br \/>\nOstap: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>La sosirea echipajelor SMURD, copilul a fost g\u0103sit decedat \u015fi \u00eencarcerat, iar mama lui, Simona Irimia, din localitatea Salcea, tot moart\u0103, dar aflat\u0103 la o distan\u0163\u0103 mai mare.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ostap: cum s\u0103 nu r\u00e2zi la a\u015fa \u015ftiri?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca de obicei c\u00e2nd m\u0103 fute o lene n\u0103praznic\u0103 \u00een menajatrua cu o lips\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie \u00eembujorat\u0103 \u015fi b\u00e2rzoet\u0103, pun o discu\u0163ie de mess:&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,63,179,221,294,309,326,349],"class_list":["post-4100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-arts","tag-ben-bernanke","tag-islamic-new-year","tag-mess","tag-salcea","tag-singapore","tag-texas","tag-united-states"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}