{"id":4117,"date":"2011-08-29T11:54:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T08:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4117"},"modified":"2011-08-29T11:54:09","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T08:54:09","slug":"babele-si-mancarea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/babele-si-mancarea\/","title":{"rendered":"Babele \u015fi m\u00e2ncarea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Post inspirat de aici:<\/p>\n

M\u0103ritul Dictator<\/a><\/div>\n
finalul e genial: “Restul meniului de nunt\u0103 pe click.ro”<\/h6>\n
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De ce a costat 600 de euro tac\u00e2mul la nunta lui Borcea: ce con\u0163ine meniul<\/a><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
www.realitatea.net<\/a><\/div>\n
\u0102sta, v\u0103 zic eu, este un articol special pentru babe. Nim\u0103nui altcuiva nu cred s\u0103-i pese ce-au m\u00e2ncat unii la o petrecere la care ei n-au fost invita\u0163i. Interesul pentru ce-a b\u0103gat altul la ghiozdan e at\u00e2t de hidos, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu poate fi dep\u0103\u015fit dec\u00e2t de interesul de tip “a\u015fa, \u015fi a futut-o negrul pe m\u0103-ta?”<\/div>\n
Aveam o bunic\u0103. Ori de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 duceam \u00een vizit\u0103 la cineva, sau \u00eentr-o tab\u0103r\u0103, sau oriunde, veneam acas\u0103 \u015fi povesteam: “Am dat foc unui sat de \u0163igani, am prins un \u015fobolan \u015fi l-am belit viu, am f\u0103cut sex \u00een grup, am fumat cu curu’ etc”. Bunica asta a mea: “Da, da, bine, dar ce-a\u0163i m\u00e2ncat?” “Nu mai \u0163in minte”. De fapt, \u0163ineam, dar m\u0103 enerva faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eentrerupea peripe\u0163iile palpitante cu ceva at\u00e2t de irelevant.<\/div>\n
Axioma Lupu de atunci \u015fi de acum: Dac\u0103 te distrezi undeva, po\u0163i m\u00e2nca p\u00e2ine cu parizer \u015fi ceap\u0103 \u015fi tot te distrezi. Dac\u0103 e nasol, nici cel mai rafinat pate de foie gras nu schimb\u0103 situa\u0163ia.<\/div>\n
O alt\u0103 bab\u0103 din familie avea o prieten\u0103 care s-a dus s\u0103 viiziteze America. Dup\u0103 excursie, \u015fi-a adunat prietenele babe la o vizionare de filme, diafilme, chestii interesante. \u015ei baba din familie, obidit\u0103: “B\u0103, \u015fi nu ne-a dat s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m absolut nimic. E posibil a\u015fa ceva?”<\/div>\n
\u015ei nedo:<\/div>\n
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nedo: supeeeerb\nnedo: eu \u015ftiam o bab\u0103, doamna mimi\nnedo: care s-a dus la fiic\u0103-sa \u00een america\nnedo: sau canada, \u00een fine\nnedo: \u015fi tot ce-a v\u0103zut ea acolo, c\u00eet de mari \u015fi de pline erau supermarketurile\nnedo: la noi erau deja cora, metro<\/pre>\n
Poate c\u0103 suntem o na\u0163ie de calici fomi\u015fti. Altfel nu se explic\u0103 pasiunea asta sinistr\u0103 pentru ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 altul.<\/p>\n
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Uite un filmule\u0163 cu adev\u0103rat comic de la nunta aia:<\/p>\n
http:\/\/www.click.ro\/vedete\/romanesti\/Gigi-Becali-total-finului-Borcea_0_1239476053.html<\/a><\/p>\n
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