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Idiotul cocalar\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n “pst, pst! cf, draga? aretzi bn. trek s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare prin buk si poate n v3d3m. \ud83d\ude09 ”<\/p>\n R: mori ucis de o hoard\u0103 de \u0163igani \u00eentr-o balt\u0103 de s\u00e2nge, cu un cu\u0163it \u00een abdomen.<\/p>\n Idiotul cretin-agresiv\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “f\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, te crezi jmeker\u0103, f\u0103? te crezi tare? jtii k dak \u00ee\u0163i ies eu yn kale t sparg.”<\/p>\n R: mori ucis de o hoard\u0103 de \u0163igani \u00eentr-o balt\u0103 de s\u00e2nge, cu dou\u0103 cu\u0163ite \u00eenfipte \u00een abdomen.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Idiotul libidinos-provocator\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Vaaai, Lorena, mersi de accept. E\u015fti idolul meu. Nu te citesc, dar \u00eemi placi a\u015fa ca om.”<\/p>\n R: Du-te-n mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de jeg cretin, care crezi c\u0103 provocarea ta te face unic \u015fi neasemuit. Deocamdat\u0103 nu ai cum s\u0103 placi a\u015fa ca om pe cineva pe care-l cuno\u015fti doar dup\u0103 scris. Mori \u015fi tu \u015fi m\u0103-ta, uci\u015fi de o hoard\u0103 de \u0163igani, \u00eentr-o balt\u0103 de s\u00e2nge, cu un set \u00eentreg de cu\u0163ite \u00eenfipte \u00een abdomen, dar evit\u00e2nd organe vitale, s\u0103 s\u00e2ngera\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 muri\u0163i lent.<\/p>\n Idiotul figurant-\u00eenfumurat<\/strong><\/p>\n “Greu cu conota\u0163iile absconse ale rafinamentului structural al unei logici inerente unei spiritualit\u0103\u0163i ludico – disipate, nu?”<\/p>\n La ce te referi concret?<\/p>\n “\u0102h\u0103, \u015ftiam eu c\u0103-s prea de\u015ftept pentru tine”.<\/p>\n R: Mori cu toat\u0103 familia ta, uci\u015fi de o hoard\u0103 de \u0163igani, \u00eentr-o balt\u0103 de s\u00e2nge, \u00eempun\u015fi numai cu pioneze \u00een ficat \u015fi \u00een fiecare vertebr\u0103. Aveam opt ani c\u00e2nd \u00eemi b\u0103team joc de pro\u015ftii din \u015fcoal\u0103 cu neologismele astea. Ce mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii \u0103leia retarde vrei s\u0103 demonstrezi, c\u0103 e\u015fti la nivelul meu de la opt ani? C\u00e2t de jalnic s\u0103 fie cineva \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie ca prostul pe facebook, sp\u0103rg\u00e2ndu-se \u00een sinergiile faptelor, s\u0103 se mint\u0103 singur c\u0103 e telectoal?<\/p>\n Idiotul sinistru f\u0103r\u0103 ocupa\u0163ie\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Bun\u0103. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. 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