{"id":4143,"date":"2011-09-02T09:56:54","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T06:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4143"},"modified":"2011-09-02T09:56:54","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T06:56:54","slug":"live-from-the-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/live-from-the-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"Live from the Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am ie\u015fit ieri la o cafea cu o prieten\u0103 care lucreaz\u0103 \u00een Publimedia. Nu zic revista, c\u0103 nu e de acord ea. Fata, adic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>OK, \u015fi revista avea un aranjament cu unul dintre PRO FM-uri, ca ni\u015fte buni colegi ce erau. PRO FM f\u0103cea gratis reclam\u0103 revistei; \u00een schimb revista trebuia s\u0103 intre un minut live, s\u0103 anun\u0163e evenimentele muzicale ale s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii. \u00a0\u015ei cum, \u00een cazuri de acest gen, beleaua pic\u0103 pe cel mai prost din redac\u0163ie, desigur c\u0103 prietena mea a \u00eencasat pocinogul.<\/p>\n<p>Acu&#8217;, fata mea era una dintre f\u0103pturile alea nemul\u0163umite cu ce le-a dat Dumnezeu \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi ura vocea cu patim\u0103. Ur\u0103 nejustificat\u0103, de altfel, pentru c\u0103 are un timbru grav, senzual, pe care ai putea jerk off to the end of love. Dar cum \u00eentre calit\u0103\u0163ile reale ale oamenilor \u015fi imaginea lor despre sine nu exist\u0103 nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103, gagica se sim\u0163ea oribil \u00een postura aia, iar vinerea seara, c\u00e2nd avea minutul de emisie \u015fi o sunau \u0103ia, o g\u0103seau ba \u00een club, \u00a0ba la futut, ba la o be\u0163ie cu Marx &#8211; m\u0103 rog, niciodat\u0103 \u00eentr-un loc cu lini\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, faza care a pus capac colabor\u0103rii a fost urm\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o vineri, avea ceva s\u0103rb\u0103toare \u00een familie \u015fi s-a pomenit \u00eentr-un restaurant cu specific rom\u00e2nesc, unde c\u00e2ntau l\u0103utari. \u015ei tocmai c\u00e2nd \u0163iganca \u00eeng\u00e2na duios \u015fi cu mult ringhi-ding &#8220;C\u0103luuug\u0103\u0103\u0103ruuuuul din vechiul schiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit \/ (M-a prins de cur \u015fi l-am pocnit, versiune LL)&#8221;, a sunat telefonul. Erau cei de la PRO FM.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o2V3hcB8dwI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u00cengrozit\u0103, fata mea a rupt-o la goan\u0103 \u015fi s-a \u00eenchis \u00een bud\u0103. Singurul loc de unde nu se auzeau l\u0103utarii. \u015ei era o bud\u0103 de o persoan\u0103, deci nu risca faze de genul: &#8220;V\u0103 recomand o petrecere incendiar\u0103 fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo\u015fc apa de la toalet\u0103 sau prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vreo b\u0103\u015fin\u0103 sonor\u0103 din vecini. \u015ei a \u00eeneput s\u0103 turuie vesel\u0103 recomand\u0103rile.<\/p>\n<p>Pe la jum\u0103tate, i-a b\u0103tut cineva \u00een u\u015f\u0103. S-a panicat. A sperat c\u0103 nu se aude nimic suspect la radio, s-a str\u0103duit s\u0103 nu se precipite. Persoana de afar\u0103 trop\u0103ia \u00eencolo \u015fi \u00eencoace, iar ea nu putea deschide u\u015fa, s\u0103-i zic\u0103 &#8220;fat\u0103\u0103\u0103h, sunt live and unplugged&#8221;, c\u0103 u\u015fa sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ia ca-n filmele de groaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimele cinci secunde. \u015fi exact c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi lua r\u0103mas bun de la party people, se aude de-afar\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-F\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, da&#8217; mai ie\u015fi dreacu&#8217; din c\u0103c\u0103stoarea aia, c\u0103 nu suntem noi obliga\u0163i s\u0103 ne pi\u015f\u0103m \u00een chiuvet\u0103 s\u0103 stai tu la telefon cu vr\u0103jeala!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am ie\u015fit ieri la o cafea cu o prieten\u0103 care lucreaz\u0103 \u00een Publimedia. Nu zic revista, c\u0103 nu e de acord ea. 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