{"id":4161,"date":"2011-09-05T23:22:20","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T20:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4161"},"modified":"2011-09-05T23:22:20","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T20:22:20","slug":"futeti-platiti-nu-futeti-platit-triplu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/futeti-platiti-nu-futeti-platit-triplu\/","title":{"rendered":"Fute\u0163i, pl\u0103ti\u0163i. Nu fute\u0163i, pl\u0103ti\u0163i triplu."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nedo mi-a dat un link genial. Un fran\u0163uz tre s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 desp\u0103gubiri pentru <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/europe\/france\/8741895\/Frenchman-ordered-to-pay-wife-damages-for-lack-of-sex.html\">insatisfac\u0163ia sexual\u0103<\/a> provocat\u0103 so\u0163iei \u00een cei 21 de ani de c\u0103snicie.<\/p>\n<p>Adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 noi, femeile, suntem animale de prad\u0103. C\u00e2nd \u00eel vrem pe unul, \u00eel cam stoarcem de tot ce se poate. Ne fute prea des? Penalit\u0103\u0163i de uzur\u0103. Ne fute prea rar? Penalit\u0103\u0163i de ovare \u00eencinse. Ne respect\u0103 prea mult \u015fi nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 mi\u015fte ceva? \u00cel tax\u0103m. Ne respect\u0103 prea pu\u0163in \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne transforme \u00een obiecte sexuale? \u00cel tax\u0103m \u015fi mai abitir, iar de data asta f\u0103r\u0103 pic de sentiment. Ne ofer\u0103 prea multe? Cerem \u015fi mai multe. Nu ne ofer\u0103 nimic? \u00cel declar\u0103m zg\u00e2rcit \u015fi \u00eel trecem jos de tot \u00een lista de priorit\u0103\u0163i. \u00cel iubim? \u00cel h\u0103r\u0163uim p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eennebune\u015fte. \u00cel ur\u00e2m? \u00cel h\u0103r\u0163uim p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een sanatoriu.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cum scapi de noi? Nu scapi. Adic\u0103 nu scapi tu, c\u0103 vrei \u015fi faci tot posibilul s\u0103 scapi. Scapi c\u00e2nd nemesisul cu pizd\u0103 face un coup de foudre pentru altcineva \u015fi brusc, devii aer. Nu, nu e vina ta. Nici meritul t\u0103u. E cosmic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nedo mi-a dat un link genial. Un fran\u0163uz tre s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 desp\u0103gubiri pentru insatisfac\u0163ia sexual\u0103 provocat\u0103 so\u0163iei \u00een cei 21 de ani de c\u0103snicie.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,66,79,93,253,290,295,313,339,357],"class_list":["post-4161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-adevarul","tag-blake-shelton","tag-business","tag-clinical-trial","tag-omul","tag-romania","tag-san-francisco","tag-southern-new-hampshire-university","tag-travel-and-tourism","tag-verizon-wireless-arena"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}