Azi, ca de obicei \u00een weekenduri, m\u0103 fute lenea n\u0103praznic\u0103. Are o pul\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi grea, de n-o urnesc nici cu slujbe. \u015ei m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 noul trend al eventurilor de pe facebook.<\/p>\n
“Loca\u0163ia o s-o afla\u0163i duc\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 la PLM, \u00eentre orele x.oo – y.oo”.<\/p>\n
Asta e c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t decent la eventuri din care am eu de c\u00e2\u015ftigat, dar c\u00e2nd e vorba de eventuri promo\u0163ionale, din care TU \u00ceMI VINZI MIE CEVA, \u015fi tot TU M\u0102 PUI PE MINE S\u0102 M\u0102 PLIMB, se las\u0103 cu bukkake.<\/p>\n
\u015etiu c\u0103 norodul e prost \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 ne batem pula de el \u00een fel \u015fi chip, s\u0103 ne distr\u0103m. Nu-l mai chem\u0103m la magazin, s\u0103-i vindem c\u0103cat, \u00eel chem\u0103m \u00eent\u00e2i la un stand al Pulilor B\u00e2rzoete, de unde afl\u0103 codul secret de cinci cifre, care \u00eei va permite s\u0103 genereze parola misterioas\u0103, pe un site pe care-l va afla doar trec\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor prin Parcul Ci\u015fmigiu la 12 noaptea, \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n
Apoi, mergem \u00een Parcul Ci\u015fmigiu la 12 noaptea \u015fi facem o fotografie intitulat\u0103: “Grup de viitori posesori de c\u0103cat”.<\/p>\n
Evident c\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 voi apuca EVER s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo s\u0103 aflu “loca\u0163ia”. (Ce fela\u0163ii de m\u00e2ncare v-au preg\u0103tit mamele voastre pentru pr\u00e2nz, apropo? Sau v\u0103 doare-n funda\u0163ie?) Cel mult, v\u0103d cine-i organizatorul, \u00eel gug\u0103lesc, \u00eei cat num\u0103rul de telefon sau alte date de contact \u015fi-i zic: “Honey, n-am chef s\u0103 m\u0103 joc de-a arthur \u00een c\u0103utarea sf\u00e2ntului graal. Unde pula calului \u0163ine\u0163i eventu \u0103la?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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