At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t vor exista oameni insuficient b\u0103ga\u0163i \u00een seam\u0103, va exista \u015fi solicitare de aten\u0163ie. Ceea ce nu e neap\u0103rat r\u0103u. To\u0163i am cerut chestii, pe unele le-am ob\u0163inut, pe altele nu, iar oamenii echilibra\u0163i au zis “asta e, mergem mai departe” \u015fi \u015fi-au v\u0103zut de vie\u0163ile lor. <\/p>\n
Apoi, exist\u0103 milogii. Milogii sunt \u0163\u0103ranii hr\u0103ni\u0163i doar cu bombeu de bocanc, sau, mai grav, cu c\u0103lc\u00e2i de opinc\u0103. Retarzii care n-au suficient respect pentru vie\u0163ile lor \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 le umple cu oameni pe care \u00eei simt compatibili, cu care au chestii \u00een comun \u015fi cu care se pot sim\u0163i bine, cu care pot face chestii mi\u015fto \u00eempreun\u0103 \u015fi cu care se pot distra, \u015fi atunci, fac c\u00e2te o fixa\u0163ie boln\u0103vicioas\u0103 pentru cineva care \u00eei trimite repetat \u015fi ferm \u00een mor\u0163i de mum\u0103. Iar cei mai hido\u015fi dintre ace\u015ftia sunt milogii agresivi, zi\u015fi \u015fi “pro\u015ftii care nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2nd s\u0103 renun\u0163e”. <\/p>\n
Eu nu-s femeia hard to get. N-am nevoie de jocuri de genul \u0103sta, pentru c\u0103 am suficiente resurse interioare \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-mi m\u0103resc ac\u0163iunile prin ceea ce fac, c\u00e2nd e cazul. Iar dac\u0103 am spus o dat\u0103 “flit, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii”, e joc de hard to get doar \u00een min\u0163ile cocalarilor retarzi care nu-s \u00een stare s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 laolalt\u0103 literele “n” \u015fi “u”. <\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci, cocalarii retarzi au senza\u0163ia c\u0103 persuasiunea \/ intimidarea va func\u0163iona. \u015ei \u00eencep s\u0103 scrie c\u0103caturi penibile, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 asta le va atrage aten\u0163ia mea sau gen. Ceea ce e ca \u015fi cum te-ai duce la magazinul de p\u00e2ine \u015fi ai spera c\u0103, dac\u0103 o \u00eenjuri cu adev\u0103rat violent pe v\u00e2nz\u0103toare, \u00ee\u0163i va da p\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n
Poate dac\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea e o fraier\u0103 picat\u0103 din pom, n-are paz\u0103 \u015fi nici tastele 1 \u015fi 2 la telefon \u015fi tu e\u015fti un malac sinistru de 3 metri, ai \u015fanse. \u00cen cazul meu \u00eens\u0103 lucrurile n-au func\u0163ionat niciodat\u0103 a\u015fa. Dar ce zice prostul: “Intimidarea nu merge? Ia s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u015eI MAI MULT\u0102 INTIMIDARE”. <\/p>\n
Voi, dac\u0103 o s\u0103 face\u0163i cancer – ceea ce v\u0103 doresc din toat\u0103 inima – o s\u0103 ignora\u0163i faptul c\u0103 aspirina e nefunc\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 v\u0103 fete mintea urm\u0103torul ra\u0163ionament: “Ia s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u015eI MAI MULT\u0102 ASPIRIN\u0102”. \u015ei o s\u0103 face\u0163i intoxica\u0163ie, bor\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 creierii \u015fi poate cr\u0103p\u00e2nd avant la lettre. Ceea ce, din nou, v\u0103 doresc din toat\u0103 inima. <\/p>\n
\u00centre timp, l\u0103tra\u0163i c\u0103caturi despre mine c\u00e2t vre\u0163i. Asta nu v\u0103 face mai pu\u0163in penibili, dimpotriv\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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