Dooh – interjec\u0163ia aceea americ\u0103neasc\u0103, utilizat\u0103 cu succes c\u00e2nd cineva remarc\u0103, pe un ton de parc\u0103 ar fi descoperit secretul nemuririi: apa e ud\u0103! <\/p>\n
(Asta ca s\u0103 ar\u0103t \u015fi eu cum e). <\/p>\n
Omul de tip Doooh ucide orice tentativ\u0103 de insinuare, umor \u015fi \u015f\u0103g\u0103lnicie, cu replicile sale de tip Doooh, care au elegan\u0163a unor oi\u015fti \u00een gard \u015fi a unor b\u00e2te \u00een balt\u0103. Omul de tip DOOOOH simte nevoia s\u0103 sublinieze poanta unui banc fie cu o \u00eentrebare retard\u0103: “\u015ei, a prins-o negrul pe m\u0103-sa?” sau cu o remarc\u0103 retard\u0103: “Ah, marmacie adic\u0103 \u0103la \u00eenlocuia F cu M.” Dooooooh. Omul de tip Dooooh e moartea pasiunii, moartea tandre\u0163ii, moartea senzualit\u0103\u0163ii, moartea dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u015feniei, moartea s\u0103rut\u0103rilor delicate pe abdomen, moartea m\u00e2ng\u00e2ierilor suave pe coloana vertebral\u0103. <\/p>\n
Omul de tip Doooh arat\u0103 printre cei din jur ca un sac de lemne \u00eentr-un \u015fir de balerine. Ce e mai trist, dac\u0103 e i se spune c\u0103 e prost, reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 violent. Poate pentru c\u0103 simte pe undeva c\u0103 e prost, de c\u00e2te ori oamenii savureaz\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 c\u00e2te o poant\u0103 subtil\u0103, iar el st\u0103 \u015fi bele\u015fte fasolea indignat la cei din jur. Poate pentru c\u0103 simte faptul c\u0103-s chestii \u00een via\u0163\u0103 care trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el ca acceleratul prin Chitila. \u015ei de aceea, omul de tip Doooh are o nefericire mascat\u0103. <\/p>\n
Frate, e simplu, de fapt. C\u00e2nd \u0163i se zice “mai cite\u015fte”, nu citi mecanic, ci \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 observi: ce \u00eencearc\u0103 autorul s\u0103 spun\u0103 printre r\u00e2nduri? Anumite cuvinte au mai multe semnifica\u0163ii – \u00een c\u00e2te moduri poate fi interpretat\u0103 o fraz\u0103? \u015ei ce e mai important – nu semnaliza. \u0162ine pentru tine faptul c\u0103 tu acum descoperi roata rotund\u0103 \u015fi apa ud\u0103. \u015etii c\u00e2t e de penibil un om care \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 adunarea la 70 de ani? A\u015fa \u015fi tu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dooh – interjec\u0163ia aceea americ\u0103neasc\u0103, utilizat\u0103 cu succes c\u00e2nd cineva remarc\u0103, pe un ton de parc\u0103 ar fi descoperit secretul nemuririi: apa e ud\u0103!...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}