O amic\u0103 a scris o carte de poezie, pe care o scoate la Cartea Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 cum s-o promoveze.<\/p>\n
O lansare \u00eentr-un loc mi\u015fto ar fi prima idee, dar eu \u00eemi imaginez discu\u0163ii cu oricare dintre redactorii mei \u015fefi.
\n-Care e \u015ftirea? Ixuleasca a lansat o carte. \u015ei cine e ixuleasca? \u015ei de ce \u00eel intereseaz\u0103 pe marele public c\u0103 a lansat o carte? Pfff, mai e \u015fi poezie. Plimb-o, bueeeeey. (Op\u0163ional: m\u0103car e frumoas\u0103, s-o poz\u0103m goal\u0103?).<\/p>\n
Pe scurt, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de azi, dac\u0103 e\u015fti “dec\u00e2t” poet, n-ai nici o \u015fans\u0103. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti “dec\u00e2t” curv\u0103, po\u0163i deveni miliardar\u0103.<\/p>\n
Recomand\u0103ri pentru prietena mea poet\u0103:<\/p>\n
a) S\u0103 aranj\u0103m cu ni\u015fte amici ai mei de la Libertatea s\u0103 fie surprins\u0103 f\u0103c\u00e2nd sex cu C\u0103t\u0103lin Botezatu. A\u015fa \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103m doi iepuri: nevoia lui de publicitate \u015fi nevoia ei de a atrage aten\u0163ia asupra c\u0103r\u0163ii. (“Dar Botezatu nu e genu’ meu”, zice ea, naiv\u0103, citind acest text. Relax, honey, nici tu al lui \u015fi nu despre genuri e vorba \u00een propozi\u0163ie.)<\/p>\n
b) \u00cei \u00eenscen\u0103m o moarte atroce \u015fi aranj\u0103m un serial al dezv\u0103luirilor-\u015foc cu OTV-ul.<\/p>\n
c) \u00cei aranj\u0103m un mariaj cu un fotbalist.<\/p>\n
d) O scoatem subit ca pedofil\u0103, zoofil\u0103 sau necrofil\u0103. Femeile cu apuc\u0103turi bizare \u00een pat sunt hot. Printre relat\u0103rile picante, s\u0103 adauge: “A, s\u0103 nu uit. Lansez o carte”.<\/p>\n
e) O combin\u0103m cu un gras insipid \u015fi musafir obi\u015fnuit al televiziunilor. C\u0103cat, Andrei Duban e luat deja. \u0102la, neobi\u015fnuit cu aten\u0163ia femeilor, o va l\u0103uda peste tot.<\/p>\n
f) O facem vr\u0103jitoare, ca pe Vanessa. O punem s\u0103 prezic\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lumii, deprecierea dolarului, c\u0103derea lui Obama, apusul soarelui, \u015fi la final: ah, da, scrie \u015fi poezii.<\/p>\n
g) o facem vedet\u0103 porno. Poeta porno. Singura categorie de “ceva plus porno” care nu exist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n
Cam astea ar fi singurele modalit\u0103\u0163i de a promova poezia \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de azi, \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la marele public.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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