{"id":4236,"date":"2011-09-21T16:13:25","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T13:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4236"},"modified":"2011-09-21T16:13:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T13:13:25","slug":"gustul-intens-de-branza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gustul-intens-de-branza\/","title":{"rendered":"Gustul intens de br\u00e2nz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fac publicitarii no\u015ftri ce fac \u015fi mai fut limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 lubrifiant. Ultimul cli\u015feu at\u00e2t de penibil, \u00eenc\u00e2t trece direct \u00een autoparodie, e &#8220;<em>gustul intens de br\u00e2nz\u0103<\/em>&#8221; produs de impresia intens\u0103 de creier a unuia dintre copywriterii agen\u0163iei care are contract cu Delaco. Au rezultat materiale de pres\u0103 care sun\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eva.ro\/article.php?channel_slug=&amp;article_id=37144\">a\u015fa<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Citez: &#8220;Delaco Ceva Fin Pufos \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 sim\u0163urile cu textura sa aerat\u0103, pufoas\u0103 \u015fi gustul intens de br\u00e2nz\u0103.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>PLM, IDIO\u0162II PULII, EFECTUL E FIX P\u0102 INVERS. DESPRE \u015eUNC\u0102 REAL\u0102 NU TREBUIE S\u0102 SPUN C\u0102 ARE GUST INTENS DE \u015eUNC\u0102, PENTRU C\u0102 SE SUB\u00ceN\u0162ELEGE C\u0102 \u00ceL ARE, FIIND REAL\u0102. DESPRE CHUPA CHUPS F\u0102CUTE DIN SLOBOZ \u00ceNDULCIT, DA, E IMPORTANT S\u0102 SUBLINIEZ C\u0102 AU GUST INTENS DE C\u0102P\u015eUNICI, NU DE SLOBOZ \u00ceNDULCIT.<\/p>\n<p>Prin urmare, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 cump\u0103r Delaco cu gust intens de br\u00e2nz\u0103, o s\u0103 iau, s\u0103 zicem, Tnuva, care e CHIAR br\u00e2nz\u0103. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r chinez\u0103rie cu miros intens de Chanel, mai bine m\u0103 duc \u015fi \u00eemi cump\u0103r CHIAR Chanel. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 downloadez un film porno pentru impresie intens\u0103 de pul\u0103-n pizd\u0103, mai bine m\u0103 fut. Ceea ce le doresc \u015fi copywriterilor acestei campanii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fac publicitarii no\u015ftri ce fac \u015fi mai fut limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 lubrifiant. Ultimul cli\u015feu at\u00e2t de penibil, \u00eenc\u00e2t trece direct \u00een autoparodie, e &#8220;gustul&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[86,177,253,334],"class_list":["post-4236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-chanel","tag-international-day-of-peace","tag-omul","tag-tnuva"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}