{"id":4244,"date":"2011-09-23T12:11:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T09:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4244"},"modified":"2021-12-14T14:35:13","modified_gmt":"2021-12-14T11:35:13","slug":"trenduri-si-tendinte-in-cimitirele-moderne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/trenduri-si-tendinte-in-cimitirele-moderne\/","title":{"rendered":"Trenduri \u015fi tendin\u0163e \u00een cimitirele moderne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moartea e \u00een trend pe 2021, de aceea, se impune \u015fi un articol de design mortuar. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trend 1: F\u0103-\u0163i morm\u00e2nt din timp. Nu se \u015ftie niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mori. De aceea e plin cimitirul cu morminte goale.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny3.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4245\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny3.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-5.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4246\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-5.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trend 2: Asorteaz\u0103 marmura cu plastic. Kitschul nu \u00ee\u015fi pierde niciodat\u0103 din impact.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-11.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4247\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-11.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-12.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-3\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4248\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-12.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trend 3: Ai fost un swinger pasional? \u015ei ce dac\u0103 ai murit? The show must go on!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-17.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-4\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4249\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-17.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trend 4: Morm\u00e2ntul is the new black limo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-15.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-5\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4250\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-15.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-16.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-6\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4251\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-16.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Trend 5. Morm\u00e2ntul ca bloc de apartamente (dar \u00een ad\u00e2ncime).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-14.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-7\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4252\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/johnny-14.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trend 6. Aliniaz\u0103-te la meandrele concretului. Oamenii de azi nu mai g\u00e2ndesc \u00een concepte abstracte. C\u00e2nd zici &#8220;ochiul lui Dumnezeu&#8221;, ilustreaz\u0103-l!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/dscn0517.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-8\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4253\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/dscn0517.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trend 7: Dac\u0103 tot pleci din cimitir viu, ia \u015fi ni\u015fte flori cu tine. Pe mor\u0163i \u00eei doare la basc\u0103, de fapt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/dscn0514.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-9\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4254\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/dscn0514.jpg?resize=584%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moartea e \u00een trend pe 2021, de aceea, se impune \u015fi un articol de design mortuar. Enjoy. Trend 1: F\u0103-\u0163i morm\u00e2nt din timp. 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