{"id":425,"date":"2008-09-18T02:54:04","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T23:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=425"},"modified":"2008-09-18T02:54:04","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T23:54:04","slug":"leapsa-lucruri-care-ma-inspaimanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/leapsa-lucruri-care-ma-inspaimanta\/","title":{"rendered":"Leap\u015f\u0103: Lucruri care m\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Primit\u0103 de <a href=\"http:\/\/lumierre.wordpress.com\/2008\/09\/08\/o-provocare\/\">aici<\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. Oamenii mizerabili care fac pe sfin\u0163ii, \u015fi vezi dup\u0103 atitudinea lor c\u0103 preten\u0163iile de sfin\u0163enie nu \u00eei \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi continue tic\u0103lo\u015fiile<br \/>\n2. P\u0103ianjenii \u015fi alte insecte<br \/>\n3. Apa prea ad\u00e2nc\u0103 &#8211; mi-e o fric\u0103 instinctual\u0103 de \u00eenec<br \/>\n4. Puiu\u0163ii mici de animale f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n care se \u00eencurc\u0103 printre picioarele trec\u0103torilor, implor\u00e2nd din priviri s\u0103 fie adopta\u0163i &#8211; \u015fi mul\u0163imea care trece indiferent\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei<!--more--><br \/>\n5. Copilele care cer\u015fesc \u00een metrou, \u0163in\u00e2nd \u00een bra\u0163e bebelu\u015fi pe care e evident c\u0103 i-au n\u0103scut la 12 &#8211; 13 ani &#8211; iar la 20 arat\u0103 ca ni\u015fte babe<br \/>\n6. Prietenele care, dup\u0103 m\u0103riti\u015f, se \u00eengra\u015f\u0103 subit 15 kilograme<br \/>\n7. \u015etirile despre asistente maternale care ucid copii de 4 ani, bebelu\u015fi ar\u015fi la maternitate \u015fi copii viola\u0163i de propriii lor membri de familie<br \/>\n8. Filmule\u0163ele despre cum unii maltrateaz\u0103 animale \u015fi le jupoaie de vii doar pentru ca ni\u015fte pi*de de bani gata s\u0103 poarte &#8220;bl\u0103nuri naturale&#8221;. Pardon! Nu filmele &#8211; ci realitatea care le-a inspirat<br \/>\n9. G\u00e2ndul c\u0103 motanul meu Pulic\u0103 o s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00eenaintea mea<br \/>\n10. G\u00e2ndul c\u0103, eventual, a\u015f muri eu \u00eenaintea lui, \u015fi poate c\u0103 nu s-ar g\u0103si nimeni s\u0103-l adopte \u015fi s\u0103-i ofere un trai frumos &#8211; \u015fi poate familia mea l-ar abandona.<br \/>\n11. G\u00e2ndul c\u0103, poate, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, dadatroll va \u00eenceta s\u0103 comenteze pe blogul meu<br \/>\n12. G\u00e2ndul c\u0103 \u00een centrul Bucure\u015ftiului se fur\u0103 palmieri, ziua \u00een amiaza mare<br \/>\n13. G\u00e2ndul c\u0103, poate, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, Ileana Lucaciu va scrie ceva de bine despre mine.<\/p>\n<p>Dau leap\u015fa <a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\">Simonei R<\/a> \u015fi lui <a href=\"http:\/\/dreamingjewel.wordpress.com\">Dreaming Jewel <\/a> &#8211; dou\u0103 tipe cu umor. \u00cemi doresc \u00een cel mai mare secret s\u0103 trata\u0163i leap\u015fa f\u0103r\u0103 exces de patetism &#8211; dar, \u00een fond, e alegerea voastr\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Primit\u0103 de aici 1. 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