E\u015fti femeie? Ai primit invite la Mar\u015ful Panaramelor? Ai dat sc\u00e2rbit\u0103 “not attending”? Felicit\u0103ri, e\u015fti oficial o g\u00e2sc\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sim\u0163ul umorului, meri\u0163i hr\u0103nit\u0103 cu muie \u015fi b\u0103taie toat\u0103 via\u0163a.<\/p>\n
De ce? Io nu-s panaram\u0103, o s\u0103 obiectezi tu.<\/p>\n
Evident, proasta dracului. Asta e ideea. Nici o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103 nu merit\u0103 ca un cocalar penal s\u0103 se poarte meltene\u015fte cu ea, doar pentru c\u0103 e fizic mai slab\u0103, \u015fi s-o trateze ca pe o panaram\u0103, doar pentru c\u0103 e cocalar penal \u015fi-\u015fi permite.<\/p>\n
Pe lung, Mar\u015ful panaramelor \u00eenseamn\u0103 Mar\u015ful femeilor s\u0103tule s\u0103 fie tratate ca ni\u015fte panarame de c\u0103tre to\u0163i idio\u0163ii needuca\u0163i, cu c\u0103cat \u00een loc de creier. Dac\u0103 scria a\u015fa, pricepea \u015fi mintea ta de g\u00e2sc\u0103 ceva \u015fi participai.<\/p>\n
Dar, dup\u0103 cum am stabilit, nu e cazul, pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti proast\u0103. Stai acas\u0103, fii v\u0103cu\u0163\u0103 obedient\u0103, ia muie la comand\u0103 \u015fi accept\u0103 s\u0103 fii tratat\u0103 ca o panaram\u0103 \u00een continuare. Succese!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
E\u015fti femeie? Ai primit invite la Mar\u015ful Panaramelor? Ai dat sc\u00e2rbit\u0103 “not attending”? Felicit\u0103ri, e\u015fti oficial o g\u00e2sc\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sim\u0163ul umorului, meri\u0163i...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[163,255,310],"class_list":["post-4298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-hardware","tag-operating-systems","tag-slutwalk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}