{"id":4413,"date":"2011-10-26T15:10:55","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T12:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4413"},"modified":"2011-10-26T15:10:55","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T12:10:55","slug":"cum-ar-fi-sa-vina-toti-autorii-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-ar-fi-sa-vina-toti-autorii-sa\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum ar fi s\u0103 vin\u0103 to\u0163i autorii s\u0103&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una dintre marile mele pl\u0103ceri e s\u0103 apar inopinat \u00een locurile \u00een care un m\u00e2nc\u0103tor profesionist de excremente \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 conving\u0103 c\u00e2te un naiv despre c\u00e2t de proast\u0103-s eu \u015fi, brusc, s\u0103-l pun la zid pe m\u00e2nc\u0103torul profesionist de excremente.<\/p>\n<p>Cli\u015feul tuturor m\u00e2nc\u0103torilor profesioni\u015fti de excremente: &#8220;cum ar fi s\u0103 vin\u0103 to\u0163i autorii s\u0103 te ia la bani m\u0103run\u0163i, c\u0103-i denigrezi?&#8221; Adic\u0103, vezi doamne, dreptul t\u0103u de a m\u00e2nca c\u0103cat e sf\u00e2nt, dac\u0103 \u0103la-i persoan\u0103 vag public\u0103, gen \u00ee\u015fi flutur\u0103 semn\u0103tura la vedere.<\/p>\n<p>Uite, ar fi foarte, foarte frumos. Dac\u0103 cineva i-ar fute c\u00e2te o muie m\u00e2nc\u0103torului profesionist de excremente de c\u00e2te ori acesta e surprins asupra faptei, brusc, meseria de m\u00e2nc\u0103tor de excremente \u015fi-ar pierde din popularitate (atunci c\u00e2nd vorbim de la\u015fi care \u00ee\u015fi acumuleaz\u0103 lauri def\u0103im\u00e2ndu-i pe al\u0163ii doar pentru a-\u015fi masca neputin\u0163ele). \u015ei evident, asta mai \u015fi ajut\u0103 la demascarea lor drept m\u00e2nc\u0103tori de c\u0103cat la\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>Ar r\u0103m\u00e2ne tupei\u015ftii. Neb\u0103ga\u0163ii \u00een seam\u0103 avortoni sociali, ur\u00e2\u0163i \u015fi slino\u015fi, a c\u0103ror unic\u0103 pl\u0103cere e c\u0103 uite, ce important \u00ees, se ceart\u0103 X, Y \u015fi Z cu mine. Pentru \u0103\u015ftia, exist\u0103 doar solu\u0163ia \u00a0&#8220;demonstreaz\u0103-le c\u0103 sunt pro\u015fti, apoi las\u0103-i s\u0103 latre&#8221;. Pentru c\u0103 aten\u0163ia pe care n-o acorzi niciodat\u0103 e infinit mai pu\u0163in ofticant\u0103 dec\u00e2t aten\u0163ia pe care o oferi p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct \u015fi o retragi brusc. Chestia asta \u00eei va face s\u0103 se agite \u015fi mai tare, s\u0103-\u015fi dea arama \u015fi mai mult pe fa\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 se transforme \u00een caricaturi \u015fi mai grote\u015fti dec\u00e2t fuseser\u0103 \u00eenainte, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103, poate-poate, \u00eei mai observi. Which is the finest revenge, mai ales c\u00e2nd motiva\u0163iile lor sunt evidente pentru toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.urlesque.com\/media\/2010\/12\/6.jpg?resize=565%2C566\" alt=\"\" width=\"565\" height=\"566\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una dintre marile mele pl\u0103ceri e s\u0103 apar inopinat \u00een locurile \u00een care un m\u00e2nc\u0103tor profesionist de excremente \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 conving\u0103 c\u00e2te un naiv&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}