A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, c\u0103 de n-ar fi fost nu s-ar fi povestit, un gogu. Un gogu care era hartist. Dac\u0103 gogu ar fi fost artist \u015fi at\u00e2t, lumea l-ar fi apreciat. Poate. Dar pentru c\u0103 gogu era hartist, lumea i-a \u00eenjurat cu n\u0103duf crea\u0163iunile – \u015fi nu din vini estetice, sau artistice, ci pentru c\u0103 firea de hartist a lui gogu era o g\u0103lu\u015fc\u0103 greu de mestecat.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd o proast\u0103 oarecare s-a g\u0103sit s\u0103 treac\u0103 peste g\u0103lu\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103 oficial – da, nene, gogu \u0103sta are talent – gogu s-a umflat \u00een pene ca o g\u0103lu\u015fc\u0103 \u00eenfuriat\u0103 \u015fi i-a propus proastei s\u0103 colaboreze cu el.
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\nLucru care s-a petrecut \u00een var\u0103, c\u00e2nd proasta avea un contract de traducere cu una din cele mai tari edituri rom\u00e2ne\u015fti, \u015fi i-a spus frumos: nene gogule, eu iubesc arti\u015ftii – chiar \u015fi harti\u015ftii, da’ las\u0103-m\u0103 \u00een durerea mea p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 1 ale lui septembre, s\u0103 \u00eemi termin colaborarea. Ce naiba, nu \u00eel fu\u0163i la icre pe Adi Mutu c\u00e2nd e \u00een plin contract cu Fiorentina, ci pe la expirare. Just? Just.<\/p>\n
Da’ c\u00e2t c\u00e2\u015ftigi tu cu colabor\u0103rile tale, cu editura X, firma Y \u015fi etc? At\u00e2t. Ohoho, ce sum\u0103 ridicul\u0103, r\u0103gi gogu despre\u0163uitor. P\u0103i io, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f, \u00ee\u0163i facilitez accesu la ditamai jobuletele unde lucrezi tz ore \u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftigi ha\u015f euro.<\/p>\n
Teoretic, proasta ar fi avut \u015fi calificarea, \u015fi capacitatea s\u0103 fac\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 jobuletelui de ha\u015f euro – care i-ar fi oferit \u015fi timp liber pentru colaborarea cu marele hartist gogu – c\u0103z doar\u0103 nu era s-o salarieze gogu din buzunaru’ lui, ce dreq, m\u0103?<\/p>\n
Buuuon, zice proasta, \u00eendat\u0103 ce se face unu’ ale lui septembre, \u015fi expir\u0103 contractul cu Fiorentina, discut\u0103m.<\/p>\n
Ce s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 gogu altceva, dec\u00e2t c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 ignore statusul de bizi \u015fi s\u0103 pis\u0103logeasc\u0103 omul la infinit cu mii de linkuri, care s\u0103-i fut\u0103 \u0103luia concentrarea \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eel enerveze p\u00e2n\u0103 la etapa \u00een care l-a pus pe gogu ni\u0163elu\u015f offlain, s\u0103 poat\u0103 munci \u00een pace.<\/p>\n
Etapa urm\u0103toare: se apuc\u0103 gogu s\u0103 dea telefon. Nenic\u0103, am de ales \u00eentre …, …, …, (nume de ba\u015ftani, v\u0103 imagina\u0163i voi) – \u015fi tine. Deci – te rog frumos, vreau s\u0103 vb cu tine vineri seara.<\/p>\n
O prinde pe proast\u0103 \u00eentr-o faz\u0103 conciliant\u0103, aia zice – ok, oricum sunt \u00een mare avans la treab\u0103, \u00eemi aloc o sear\u0103 pentru asta – ce se aude \u00een schimb cu jobuletele de ha\u015f euro per tz ore propozat mai sus?<\/p>\n
\u0102\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i s\u0103 vezi.<\/p>\n
Aha.<\/p>\n
Evident, a doua zi vine offlainu de la gogu c\u0103 nu poate vineri, c\u0103 are nu’\u015f ce plecare. Drum bun, c\u0103l\u0103torie spr\u00e2ncenat\u0103. Da, dar nu se poate joi?<\/p>\n
Ce faceee? Joi am munci, era vorba de vineri, nu?<\/p>\n
C\u0103 io vreau joi!<\/p>\n
C\u0103 e\u015fti liber s\u0103 vrei, dar eu am contract cu \u0103la, \u0103la \u015fi \u0103la – c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 am contract cu tine, \u00eemi programezi via\u0163a – p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci nu!<\/p>\n
Evident, gogu \u00eencepe tragedia: C\u0103 de ce lumea nu \u00eel ia \u00een serios.<\/p>\n
Oare de ce, stima\u0163i cetitori?<\/p>\n
A doua zi, gogu descoper\u0103 cu uimire c\u0103 nu mai are alt\u0103 treab\u0103 \u015fi poate vineri. S\u0103 po\u0163i cu cine vrei tu, \u00ee\u015fi zice proasta \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi vede de contractele ei cu \u0103la, \u0103la \u015fi \u0103la. N-or fi ei ha\u015f euro per tz ore, dar \u015ftii c\u0103 te po\u0163i baza pe ei.<\/p>\n
Buuuun, are gogu o ie\u015fire – tot messengeristic\u0103, c\u0103 e gratis, nu-i a\u015fa – s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 a\u015ftept telefon de la tine!<\/p>\n
A\u015fteapt\u0103-l lini\u015ftit \u00een continuare, \u00ee\u015fi zise proasta, care \u00eencepuse s\u0103 se prind\u0103 c\u0103 gogu nu va respecta \u00een via\u0163a lui un orar, ni\u015fte contracte \u015fi un \u015fir de obliga\u0163ii – mai ales dac\u0103 sunt ale altuia.<\/p>\n
Dar, pentru c\u0103 proiectul gogului era interesant, dup\u0103 ce pred\u0103 lucrarea unde trebuia, \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi face un r\u0103gaz, proasta \u00eel anun\u0163\u0103 pe gogu – \u00een speran\u0163a de a contribui la un proiect cu poten\u0163ial:<\/p>\n
Gata, am timp, am idei, putem vorbi.<\/p>\n
\u015ei vorbesc. Proasta \u00eei expune o viziune, ni\u015fte idei, un \u015fir de chestii care i-au venit ei. \u015ei \u00eentreab\u0103 – se mai aude ceva cu jobuletele cela care?<\/p>\n
Aaa, nu, n-avem cum, nu se poate.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i, plm, \u015fi atunci de ce l-ai mai propus in z\u0103 f\u0103rst pleis, se \u00eentreab\u0103 proasta \u00een sinea ei, dar pentru c\u0103 era proast\u0103, se ab\u0163ine.<\/p>\n
Bun… \u015ei de acum, gogu devine bengos. \u015etiind c\u0103 proasta are timp, devine el de neg\u0103sit, enigmatic \u015fi inabordabil – dar nu cu motivele concrete ale unui contract, ci doar a\u015fa, ca s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune c\u0103 altu’ are contracte. Evident – alterneaz\u0103 accesele de acest gen cu futaiuri la cap – dar numai atunci c\u00e2nd \u015ftie c\u0103 proasta are spectacol, respectiv deplasare.<\/p>\n
Iar c\u00e2nd \u00eel apuc\u0103 \u015fi “nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 o s\u0103 po\u0163i face fa\u0163\u0103 acestei colabor\u0103ri, vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi prezin\u0163i un draft a\u015fa \u015fi pe dincolo” proasta se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte.<\/p>\n
Nene, nu mai vreau s\u0103 am de-a face cu matale \u015fi de-alde matale c\u00e2te zile oi tr\u0103i.<\/p>\n
Aoleu, \u00eencepe lamento. Cum am putut s\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eenchipui vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 va merge treaba…<\/p>\n
R\u0103spunsul final al proastei: gogule, nu \u015ftiu cum ai putut s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenchipui c\u0103 m-ai c\u00e2\u015ftigat la belciuge. Cu fi\u0163ele \u015fi caracterul \u0103sta, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 colaborezi cu kopkii de anu’ 1 – care or s\u0103 te creaz\u0103 vun mare maestru \u015fi or s\u0103 suporte s\u0103 fie b\u0103taia ta de joc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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