{"id":4450,"date":"2011-10-31T16:28:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T13:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4450"},"modified":"2011-10-31T16:28:57","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T13:28:57","slug":"comanelul-meu-bun-si-naiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/comanelul-meu-bun-si-naiv\/","title":{"rendered":"Com\u0103nelul meu bun \u015fi naiv"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mi se tope\u015fte inima c\u00e2nd \u00eei citesc editorialele lui Com\u0103nel<\/a>. E un b\u0103iat bun, sufletist \u015fi onest, care porne\u015fte de la premisa c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea trebuie s\u0103 fie bun\u0103, sufletist\u0103 \u015fi onest\u0103, undeva \u00een interior, \u015fi care crede c\u0103 societatea se \u00eemparte \u00een nemernici \u015fi victime. \u00cen realitate, foarte pu\u0163ine victime sunt cu adev\u0103rat victime. Da, b\u0103iatul care s-a trezit \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi cu o uria\u015f\u0103 tumor\u0103 malign\u0103 \u00een cap e o victim\u0103. Fata care mergea lini\u015ftit\u0103 pe strad\u0103, au \u00eenh\u0103\u0163at-o trei nefutu\u0163i \u015fi au violat-o e o victim\u0103. Pisica aia din viralul de acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, pe care au f\u0103cut-o minge de fotbal ni\u015fte psihopa\u0163i e o victim\u0103. Dar, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, avem o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni pe care \u00eei c\u0103in\u0103m de\u015fi ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi se complac \u00een ceea ce li se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n

1. X devine inspector \u015fi se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 colecteze \u015fp\u0103gi regulamentare. Sistemul \u0103sta, al amenzii pe t\u00e2mpenii \u015fi al \u015fp\u0103gii de la sine \u00een\u0163elese, implic\u0103 doi actori. Afaceristul \u015fi \u015fp\u0103garul. Afaceristul e neglijent, joac\u0103 murdar, taie \/ nu taie factur\u0103, ignor\u0103 norme, \u00eent\u00e2rzie cu pl\u0103\u0163i, etc. LUI, DE FAPT, SISTEMUL \u015eP\u0102GILOR \u00ceI CONVINE. \u00ceI OFER\u0102 LINI\u015eTEA C\u0102 POATE FACE CE VREA MU\u015eCHIUL LUI, IAR \u015ePAGA \u00ceL VA PROTEJA DE R\u0102SPUNDERE.<\/p>\n

2. Un tip se vaiet\u0103 c\u0103 s-a dus la salonul de masaj erotic \u015fi s-a umplut de antibiotice. Aici e clar, vorbim de prostie \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103, care merita o lec\u0163ie. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti at\u00e2t de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 apelezi la prestatoare profesioniste \u015eI S\u0102 NU TE PROTEJEZI, meri\u0163i s\u0103 mori delir\u00e2nd. Una care nu-\u0163i impune prezervativul \u0163ie nu-l impune nim\u0103nui. Prin urmare face sex neprotejat cu to\u0163i r\u0103p\u0103no\u015fii, infec\u0163ii, infesta\u0163ii, transpira\u0163ii, slino\u015fii, \u00eempu\u0163i\u0163ii, halito\u015fii \u015fi urduro\u015fii. Care e probabilitatea matematic\u0103 s\u0103 fie clean<\/em>?<\/p>\n

3-4-5. Cine crede c\u0103 \u0163iganul bor\u00e2t care vinde \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 la pre\u0163uri de specul\u0103 e produc\u0103tor, e t\u00e2mpit. Ne e clar tuturor c\u0103 \u0103ia-s bi\u015fni\u0163ari speculan\u0163i ordinari. Prin faptul c\u0103 facem cump\u0103r\u0103turi de la ei, sus\u0163inem \u015fi noi sf\u00e2nta institu\u0163ie a bi\u015fni\u0163ei. \u0102lora le convine c\u0103 au cui da o \u015fpag\u0103 \u015fi scap\u0103 nefreca\u0163i, \u015fp\u0103garilor le convine c\u0103 au de a face cu lurkeri obedien\u0163i, everybody’s happy. A, except\u00e2ndu-i pe \u0163\u0103ranii adev\u0103ra\u0163i care detest\u0103 “centrele de colectare a laptelui”, unde \u00eel dau pe sume derizorii sau alte situa\u0163ii similare. OK, ce-i \u00eempiedic\u0103 pe oamenii \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 fac\u0103 asocia\u0163ii? Orice fraiereal\u0103 din lume se bazeaz\u0103 pe minim un om care se complace \u00een situa\u0163ia dat\u0103. Exact ca \u015fi cu “angaj\u0103m voluntari”. Existen\u0163a unor pro\u015fti care s\u0103 pun\u0103 botul duce la perpetuarea potlog\u0103riei.<\/p>\n

“Profesori care mediteaz\u0103 pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103, \u015fantaj\u00e2ndu-\u015fi elevii”. Vorbim de elevii vulnerabili, desigur. Cei care nu \u00eenv\u0103\u0163au oricum. Eu am avut \u00een liceu un profesor de matematic\u0103 “artist”, care-\u015fi b\u0103ga picioarele \u00een mod deliberat, preda \u00een b\u0103taie de joc, avea c\u00e2\u0163iva care luau medita\u0163ii pl\u0103tite \u015fi pe aceia-i favoriza. \u00cen clas\u0103, umplea dou\u0103 table \u00een zece minute, \u00een rest, povestea futaiuri glorioase. DAR AM AVUT \u015eI VOIN\u0162A AIA A DRACULUI, CARE A ZIS: EU O S\u0102 IAU CARTEA ASTA \u015eI P\u00c2N\u0102 NU \u00ceN\u0162ELEG, NU M\u0102 LAS. Rezultatul: am luat 10 la matematic\u0103, la Bac – un 10 pentru care am muncit singur\u0103. Oricine poate face asta, numai s\u0103 vrea. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti sigur pe tine \u015fi pe ceea ce \u015ftii, nici dracu’ nu te poate \u015fantaja.<\/p>\n

Un ora\u015f corupt din cap p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een picioare, \u00een care se retrocedeaz\u0103 teatre, case \u015fi p\u0103duri mafiei cu gulere albe \u015fi \u00een care aproape toat\u0103 lumea, de la v\u00e2nz\u0103torul din pia\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenal\u0163i magistra\u0163i ori func\u0163ionari publici, e pus\u0103 pe \u00eenv\u00e2rteli, combina\u0163ii \u015fi c\u0103p\u0103tuial\u0103.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Da, m\u0103mic\u0103, a\u015fa e. Ce ui\u0163i tu s\u0103 precizezi: \u015eI LE PLACE. AL NAIBII DE MULT LE PLACE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi se tope\u015fte inima c\u00e2nd \u00eei citesc editorialele lui Com\u0103nel. E un b\u0103iat bun, sufletist \u015fi onest, care porne\u015fte de la premisa c\u0103 toat\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[105,175,290],"class_list":["post-4450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-common-era","tag-indigenous-people","tag-romania"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}