Azi, coad\u0103 la po\u015ft\u0103. Printre participan\u0163ii la coad\u0103, eu, care casc de mi se desfac f\u0103lcile, \u00een urma traducerii la care am b\u0103gat munc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163a. Func\u0163ionarele se mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00eencet, \u00eencet, de parc\u0103 fraierii de dincolo de ghi\u015feu ar avea toat\u0103 ziua. Mai mult, pe unele din cliente le \u015fi recunosc, se mai \u00eenfirip\u0103 o conversa\u0163ie amiabil\u0103, \u00een genul: “\u015ei b\u0103rbatul? P\u0103i avea problema aia, \u015ftii tu, dar s-a operat, \u015fi doctorii etc. etc. \u015ei nepo\u0163ii? P\u0103i s\u0103 vezi, bietul Mircea, a lucrat la patron, \u015fi nenorocitul bla-bla-bla puiul maichii, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se chinuie, mai bine \u00eel \u0163ine mamaia acas\u0103. \u015ei c\u0103\u0163elu’? Vai, doamn\u0103, s\u0103 vezi c\u0103\u0163elu’…”<\/p>\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, descop\u0103r c\u0103 \u00eenaintea mea e doar un pu\u015ftan cu foi de xeroxat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Aleluia!!!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, am tras la xerox astea \u015fi s-au tras prost. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 mi le mai trage\u0163i odat\u0103!<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara: Da, sigur. (Se duce, bz-bz-bz, se \u00eentoarce.) 3 lei, v\u0103 rog frumos.<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Ce faaace?<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara (sec): Am spus, 3 lei, v\u0103 rog frumos!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Cum adic\u0103, 3 lei, cucoan\u0103?? P\u0103i n-am pl\u0103tit de diminea\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd le-am tras tot aici?<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara (iritat\u0103): Da’ ce, domnule, \u0163i le-am tras eu? 3 lei, v\u0103 rog frumos!!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Nu, nu mi le-ai tras matale, dar mi s-au tras aici! Am \u015fi bonul, mi le-a tras o domni\u015foar\u0103 mai devreme… Ce-s io de vin\u0103 dac\u0103 domni\u015foara nu \u015ftie s\u0103 trag\u0103?? Ce, po\u015fta nu prime\u015fte reclama\u0163ii?<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara (furibund\u0103): Angelicoooo! Angelicooo!<\/p>\n
Angelica (mic\u0103, inconsistent\u0103, buburuzic\u0103): Da, doamn\u0103…<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara: Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftii s\u0103 tragi, de ce te apuci s\u0103 tragi?<\/p>\n
Angelica: Da’ eu nu…<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara: “Da’ tu nu” ce? Nici una nu \u015fti\u0163i nimic, \u015fi face\u0163i numa’ prostii!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanu’: Era doamna de colo!<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara (c\u0103tre doamna de colo): Ia zi, madam, de c\u00e2nd dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti mata ghi\u015feul matale? Ce dracu’ v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i to\u0163i unde nu v\u0103 fierbe oala!!<\/p>\n
(\u00centre timp, eu c\u0103scam epuizat\u0103, \u015fi nu-mi venea s\u0103 cred. At\u00e2ta b\u00e2lci pentru 3 ron! \u00cemi venea s\u0103-i dau eu, dar… pe de alt\u0103 parte… dac\u0103 a\u015f fi avut eu nevoie, ar fi scos vreunul din cei de fa\u0163\u0103 suma cu pricina?)<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Hai, cucoan\u0103, d\u0103-mi odat\u0103 foile alea. V\u0103 socoti\u0163i p-orm\u0103. Io nu pl\u0103tesc de dou\u0103 ori acela\u015fi servici!<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara: Trebuia s\u0103 observi c\u00e2nd \u0163i-a tras-o, nu acum!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: P\u0103i dac\u0103 am bonul, \u015fi e de aici?? Vreau s\u0103 vorbesc cu \u015feful dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
(Pfuuuuu… eu, epuizat\u0103, s\u0103tul\u0103, intoxicat\u0103.)<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara (sec \u015fi rece): Gata, pute\u0163i pleca. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103si\u0163i incinta!<\/p>\n
Pu\u015ftanul: Da’ ce-i incinta matale de-acas\u0103? E loc public, plec c\u00e2nd vreau eu!<\/p>\n
(\u00ce\u015fi adun\u0103 tacticos foile, le pune frumos \u00een chilo\u0163el, apoi \u00een dosar, \u015fi iese…).<\/p>\n
\u00centre timp, \u00een fa\u0163a mea se \u00eenfige rapid un mo\u015f:<\/p>\n
Mo\u015ful: Da\u0163i-mi \u015fi mie pensia.<\/p>\n
Func\u0163ionara: Nu eliber\u0103m pensia pe baza talonului de pensii.<\/p>\n
Mo\u015ful (amenin\u0163\u0103tor): Ce zice\u0163i???<\/p>\n
De-aici semnifica\u0163ia termenului po\u015ft\u0103. Adic\u0103: again and again…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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