{"id":4520,"date":"2011-11-12T10:06:39","date_gmt":"2011-11-12T10:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4520"},"modified":"2011-11-12T10:06:39","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T10:06:39","slug":"cum-mi-am-petrecut-sfarsitul-lumii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-mi-am-petrecut-sfarsitul-lumii\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum mi-am petrecut sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lumii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103zi eram \u00eentr-un taxi c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 \u0219oferul a \u021bipat: E 11.11.2011, ora 11:11. Dup\u0103 care a t\u0103cut pre\u021b de trei minute tensionate, apoi a zis: \u201eNu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic\u201d, \u00een ciuda faptului c\u0103 posturile de radio anun\u021bau c\u0103 se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla ceva la ora aia. Nu enun\u021bau ce, dar sigur toat\u0103 lumea anticipa o catastrof\u0103, natural\u0103 sau handmade, neap\u0103rat iminent\u0103, inevitabil\u0103 \u015fi sinistr\u0103. Cum eu nu mi-a\u0219 dori s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc Apocalipsa \u00een taxi, am fost curioas\u0103 s\u0103 aflu ce-ar face al\u021bi oameni dac\u0103 ar veni sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii. A\u0219a c\u0103 am cobor\u00e2t din ma\u0219in\u0103 fix la Pia\u021ba Mini\u0219, unde cepele, bananele \u015fi inteligen\u0163a omeneasc\u0103 se \u00eembin\u0103 armonios, ca Tat\u0103l, Fiul \u015fi Sf\u00e2ntul Duh.<\/p>\n<p>Read the rest at Vice Magazine:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/blogs\/ro\/2011\/11\/11\/tu-ce-faci-de-apocalipsa\/#ixzz1dU59NZHo\">TU CE FACI DE APOCALIPS\u0102? &#8211; Vice la zi<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103zi eram \u00eentr-un taxi c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 \u0219oferul a \u021bipat: E 11.11.2011, ora 11:11. Dup\u0103 care a t\u0103cut pre\u021b de trei minute tensionate, apoi a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}