Dintotdeauna am avut o grea\u0163\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de public display of affection. Mi se pare at\u00e2t de vomitiv \u015fi de st\u00e2njenitor s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i lumii \u00eentregi c\u00e2t de tare te iube\u015fti, ling\u00e2ndu-te de zor cu X sau cu Y de fa\u0163\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumea. \u015ei de obicei linsul demonstrativ este fake. Dovede\u015fte faptul c\u0103 e\u015fti nesigur pe tine \u015fi trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 marchezi teritoriul. Paradoxal,\u00a0afec\u0163iunea real\u0103 e independent\u0103 de contactul fizic: e suficient de puternic\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 lege vizibil doi oameni, chiar dac\u0103 ace\u015ftia nu se ating deloc. It’s there. Se vede \u015fi se simte.<\/p>\n
Singurele cazuri c\u0103rora le g\u0103sesc scuze sunt \u0103ia care nu s-au v\u0103zut de mult (\u015fi nu se pot ab\u0163ine) sau \u0103ia care fac sex pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103 l\u0103turalnic\u0103, pe \u00eentuneric, lipi\u0163i de un zid, pentru c\u0103-i excit\u0103 senza\u0163ia pericolului (\u015fi-i surprinzi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrei). C\u00e2nd faci chestii din astea dintr-un imbold pasional onest, e cool. Dar mumumumu zilnic nu are nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu imboldul pasional. E doar rutin\u0103 gre\u0163oas\u0103.<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
Dar free hugs e o chestie mult mai na\u015fpa. Free hugs e o chestie cu str\u0103ini antipatici care te iau \u00een bra\u0163e s\u0103 se frece gratis de s\u00e2nii t\u0103i. Brrr. Am oroare de \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri \u015fi s\u0103rut\u0103ri care nu spun nimic. Nu \u00eemi pot pupa cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare, nu \u00eemi pot \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fa rudele antipatice, nu m\u0103 pot freca de oameni care nu m\u0103 inspir\u0103. De aceea, maic\u0103-mea, care se pupa cu toate cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele, \u00eemi tot zicea c\u0103 sunt o persoan\u0103 glacial\u0103. Pe atunci, asta m\u0103 r\u0103nea. Sim\u0163eam pe undeva c\u0103 un caracter glacial n-are nimic de a face cu pupicii de circumstan\u0163\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103: atunci c\u00e2nd nu dai \u015fi nu prime\u015fti dec\u00e2t s\u0103rut\u0103ri care conteaz\u0103, e\u015fti onest \u015fi at\u00e2t. Dar e complicat s\u0103 le explici asta t\u00e2mpi\u0163ilor. Deci, DA. DA! SUNT O PERSOAN\u0102 GLACIAL\u0102, IAR TU \u0162INE-\u0162I M\u00c2INILE \u015eI BOTUL ACAS\u0102.<\/p>\n
Free hugs nu e un freebie (o ofert\u0103 gratis tentant\u0103). E ceva din categoria free car accident, free diarrhea sau free garbage bag falling on you from the 7th floor. Ar fi chiar culmea s\u0103 m\u0103 pui s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pentru o chestie dezgust\u0103toare. McDonalds m\u0103car sunt op\u0163ionale, nu te \u00een\u015ffac\u0103 cu sila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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