{"id":4545,"date":"2011-11-20T21:15:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T21:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4545"},"modified":"2011-11-20T21:15:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T21:15:20","slug":"postare-romantica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/postare-romantica\/","title":{"rendered":"Postare romantic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 fii romantic de dragul romantismului mi se pare o ac\u0163iune la fel de penibil\u0103 ca \u015fi m\u00e2ncatul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fie foame. A\u015fa-zisele &#8220;spirite romantice&#8221; care umplu bloage \u015fi caiete cu poezie erotic\u0103 fad\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de figuri de stil b\u0103\u015fite sunt exact ca labagiii care se uit\u0103 la filme porno, \u00ee\u015fi IMAGINEAZ\u0102 c\u0103 propria lor m\u00e2n\u0103 e o pereche de buze fierbin\u0163i \u015fi umede \u015fi se autostimuleaz\u0103 patetic, \u00een c\u0103utarea unui surogat de senza\u0163ie. Unii fac wanking fizic, al\u0163ii lab\u0103 emo\u0163ional\u0103. La fel de jalnice, cu men\u0163iunea c\u0103 wankingul fizic \u00ee\u0163i aduce m\u0103car un orgasm, pe c\u00e2nd laba emo\u0163ional\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i aduce ni\u015fte texte cli\u015feice \u015fi t\u00e2mpite, de care r\u00e2zi \u015fi tu a doua zi, dac\u0103 ai suficient creier.<\/p>\n<p>Dar niciodat\u0103 nu-i spune niciodat\u0103 romantismului. Pentru c\u0103 uneori, c\u00e2nd astrele se aliniaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un anume fel, iar v\u00e2nticelul adie bl\u00e2nd din est, pe scurt, c\u00e2nd \u00eemprejur\u0103rile se or\u00e2nduiesc \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t, te treze\u015fti \u015fi tu c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00eengrozitor de romantic. Dar m\u0103car ai o scuz\u0103. C\u0103 n-ai vrut tu s\u0103 fie a\u015fa, c\u0103 n-ai plecat la v\u00e2n\u0103toare de romantism, ci, pur \u015fi simplu, a\u015fa s-a nimerit. Ceea ce, s\u0103 zicem, e scuzabil chiar \u015fi pentru scorpiile cele mai sceptice.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_Krplw-NMAc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 fii romantic de dragul romantismului mi se pare o ac\u0163iune la fel de penibil\u0103 ca \u015fi m\u00e2ncatul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fie foame. A\u015fa-zisele &#8220;spirite&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[87,315],"class_list":["post-4545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-charles-boyer","tag-subcultures"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}