{"id":456,"date":"2008-09-25T20:08:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T17:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=456"},"modified":"2008-09-25T20:08:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T17:08:03","slug":"un-cul-beton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-cul-beton\/","title":{"rendered":"Un cul beton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi treceam pe o strad\u0103 din centru&#8230; toat\u0103 numai gropi, ferestre sparte, second handuri, trotuare oribile, borduri \u015ftirbe, murd\u0103rie, noroi, gunoaie aruncate de jos. Centru, nene!<br \/>\n\u015ei pe la jum\u0103tate, dau de un \u0163ig\u0103nel de vreun metru \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime care \u00eei car\u0103 pumni cu nemiluita unei copile de aceea\u015fi etnie, care sigur nu avea mai mult de opt ani \u015fi care urla ca din gur\u0103 de \u015farpe.<br \/>\nEu \u00een general sunt c\u0103scat\u0103 \u015fi vis\u0103toare pe strad\u0103. Dar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d animale \u015fi copii chinui\u0163i, devin fiar\u0103 s\u00e2ngeroas\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ce faci aici? m\u0103 zbor\u015fesc la pu\u015fti, care vede o tip\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103 \u00een haine mulate &#8211; eu &#8211; \u015fi se opre\u015fte oarecum jenat. Surprinz\u0103tor. M\u0103 a\u015fteptam s\u0103 zbiere la mine. Dar tace.<!--more--><br \/>\n-Nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at mama ta c\u0103 nu e frumos s\u0103 dai \u00een fete? \u00eemi continui eu ac\u0163iunea moralizatoare.<br \/>\n-Da&#8217; tu ce te bagi, f\u0103? intervine victima.<br \/>\nE momentul meu de blocaj total.<br \/>\n\u015ei, cum \u00eemi c\u0103utam cuvintele &#8211; \u015fi nu le g\u0103seam &#8211; \u0163ig\u0103ncu\u015fa se apropie \u00een fug\u0103 de mine \u015fi m\u0103 ciupe\u015fte de fund. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r, o rupe la fug\u0103, \u015fi-mi strig\u0103 de la distan\u0163\u0103:<br \/>\n-S\u0103 \u015ftii f\u0103 c\u0103 ai un cul beton!<br \/>\nB\u0103ie\u0163elul \u00eencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2njeasc\u0103, \u015fi fuge \u015fi el.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu nu mai \u00een\u0163eleg dracului nimic. \u00cen universul meu din ce \u00een ce mai rupt de realitate, copiii ar trebui s\u0103 fie copii. B\u0103ie\u0163ii s\u0103 se joace cu mingi, eventual cu be\u0163e pe post de s\u0103bii \u015fi s\u0103 viseze la aventuri cu pira\u0163i, feti\u0163ele s\u0103 aib\u0103 codi\u0163e \u00eempletite \u015fi s\u0103 adore pove\u015ftile cu z\u00e2ne. \u015ei s\u0103 fac\u0103 garderobe cu mii de rochii pentru p\u0103pu\u015fi. \u015ei s\u0103 ro\u015feasc\u0103 la g\u00e2ndul primului s\u0103rut.<\/p>\n<p>Bat c\u00e2mpii, nu-i a\u015fa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi treceam pe o strad\u0103 din centru&#8230; toat\u0103 numai gropi, ferestre sparte, second handuri, trotuare oribile, borduri \u015ftirbe, murd\u0103rie, noroi, gunoaie aruncate de jos.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}