Ajung eu acas\u0103, \u00eemi fac un ceai fierbinte \u015fi dau drumul la tv, s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 somnul. \u015ei nimeresc la M\u0103ru\u0163\u0103. Unde Tatoiu l\u0103tra sinistru la una, M\u0103d\u0103lina, care pozase \u00een Playboy cu Radu Maz\u0103re, de\u015fi era \u00een a 12-a.<\/p>\n
E momentul s\u0103 v\u0103 precizez impresia mea despre sfaturi & moral\u0103, dac\u0103 nu v-a\u0163i prins deja. Fraierii cred c\u0103 moralisirea r\u0103spicat\u0103 \u015fi agresiv\u0103 e semn de p\u0103sare fa\u0163\u0103 de aproapele nostru. Eu cred c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r de aproapele t\u0103u, vei g\u0103si \u00eentotdeauna un mod de a-i transmite ce ai de transmis care s\u0103 nu presupun\u0103 umilirea lui. Desigur, dac\u0103 descoperi c\u0103 aproapele t\u0103u \u0163i-a f\u0103cut \u0162IE PERSONAL o m\u0103g\u0103rie oribil\u0103, ai tot dreptul s\u0103-i dai muie – pentru c\u0103 \u0163i-a lezat interesele. Dar dac\u0103 nu a f\u0103cut a\u015fa ceva, orice form\u0103 de cotcod\u0103ceal\u0103 cu con\u0163inut educativ mustr\u0103tor e pur\u0103 pl\u0103cere de a umili public sau privat pe altcineva \u015fi nu are nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu \u00eengrijorarea real\u0103 pentru soarta persoanei respective.<\/p>\n
OK; deci Tatoiu-cea-sinistr\u0103 se d\u0103dea cu fustele peste cap la una t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi frumoas\u0103, c\u0103 nu pl\u0103te\u015fte impozite, c\u0103 se prostitueaz\u0103, c\u0103 se fute cu tipi cu bani \u015fi etc.<\/p>\n
Tatoiu, nu toat\u0103 lumea a ajuns la v\u00e2rsta ta, s\u0103 fie silit\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru sex. Surse care nu doresc s\u0103 le fie dezv\u0103luit numele spun c\u0103 nici tu nu ratezi vreo ocazie de a culege penis t\u00e2n\u0103r chiar \u015fi de pe meleaguri rurale, dac\u0103 cele urbane nu-s disponibile. Nu e nimic r\u0103u \u00een asta, \u015ftie toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 sexul e un lucru \u00een\u0103l\u0163\u0103tor. Dar atunci, de unde ipocrizia de a o arde etic fa\u0163\u0103 de o co-hobbyist\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u015etim, \u015ftim, te sim\u0163i amenin\u0163at\u0103 c\u0103 vin astea tinere din urm\u0103. P\u0103i m\u0103iculi\u0163\u0103 drag\u0103, hai s\u0103 te lini\u015ftesc, s\u0103 nu mai latri: exist\u0103 pul\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 lumea. Exist\u0103 pul\u0103 ahtiat\u0103 dup\u0103 teenagere \u015fi pul\u0103 ahtiat\u0103 dup\u0103 milfuri. Ai \u015fi tu pia\u0163a ta, dac\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 te orientezi, nu te pierde cu firea. Exist\u0103 \u015fi o pia\u0163\u0103 a filmelor porno cu babe, pentru c\u0103 imagina\u0163ia bolnav\u0103 a unora e stimulat\u0103 chiar \u015fi de a\u015fa ceva. Nu e cazul s\u0103 te r\u0103\u0163oie\u015fti la biata fat\u0103, mai bine get a sexual life \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i dispar\u0103 pe loc dorin\u0163a asta cel pu\u0163in la fel de dubioas\u0103 de a fi v\u0103zut\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, zi de zi, la televizor, s\u0103 nu uite lumea c\u0103 exi\u015fti.<\/p>\n
Gata, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 culc. Las facebookul deschis s\u0103-mi povesti\u0163i cum m\u0103 iubi\u0163i de ziua mea \u015fi s\u0103 am multe mesaje de dragoste pasional\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ajung eu acas\u0103, \u00eemi fac un ceai fierbinte \u015fi dau drumul la tv, s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 somnul. \u015ei nimeresc la M\u0103ru\u0163\u0103. Unde Tatoiu l\u0103tra sinistru...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}