{"id":4593,"date":"2011-12-01T20:57:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T20:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4593"},"modified":"2011-12-01T20:57:01","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T20:57:01","slug":"cand-edvartaizarii-se-dau-umoristi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-edvartaizarii-se-dau-umoristi\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd edv\u0103rtaiz\u0103rii se dau umori\u015fti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3iuG1OpnHP8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Deci, 51% din umanitate posed\u0103 pizd\u0103. 51% din umanitate e a) pasiv s\u0103tul\u0103 de mitoc\u0103niile agresiv-machoiste, deci va t\u0103cea din gur\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi va lua diet coke. b) activ s\u0103tul\u0103 de mitoc\u0103niile agresiv-machoiste, va urla &#8220;muie, Dr. Pepper, s\u0103 ne sugi vibratoarele&#8221; \u015fi-\u015fi va lua diet coke, c) deta\u015fat\u0103, dar sictirit\u0103 de bancuri mitoc\u0103ne\u015fti machoiste, deci va zice &#8220;mai suge\u0163i \u015fi voi pula cu umorul vostru de c\u0103cat&#8221; &#8211; \u015fi-\u015fi va lua diet coke. Prin urmare, asta e o reclam\u0103 la Coca Cola light, zic eu. <\/p>\n<p>Tipii din publicitate NU-s umori\u015fti. Dac\u0103 erau, erau deja scenari\u015fti pe la emisiuni de umor \u015fi n-aveau timp de frecat molozul la agen\u0163iile de publicitate. Tipii din publicitate sunt nerds sobri cu pula mic\u0103, sclavi ai trendurilor \u015fi ai cifrelor, curling\u0103i f\u0103r\u0103 coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103, tr\u0103itori din temenele \u00een fa\u0163a marelui zeu &#8211; clientul. <\/p>\n<p>Tipii din publicitate au primit taskul: targeta\u0163i pe b\u0103rbat. \u015ei au luat-o nerd-e\u015fte, cu toate fanteziile lor cu supereroi din adolescen\u0163a plin\u0103 de co\u015furi \u015fi lab\u0103: b\u0103rbatul e o chestie musculoas\u0103, insensibil\u0103, care b\u0103le\u015fte la filme de ac\u0163iune. \u015ei au ilustrat-o \u015fcol\u0103re\u015fte, ca ni\u015fte nerzi cli\u015feici, lipsi\u0163i de fantezie. <\/p>\n<p>Eu, s\u0103 fiu b\u0103rbat, m-a\u015f sim\u0163i jignit\u0103 de eticheta asta, a\u015fa cum, femeie fiind, m\u0103 simt jignit\u0103 de reclamele female-targeted care te trimit la mop \u015fi la crati\u0163\u0103. Muie, edv\u0103rtaiz\u0103ri. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 fi\u0163i mai subtili, nu mai lua\u0163i totul ad litteram, c\u0103 uite. <\/p>\n<p>Acum s\u0103 v\u0103 zic ni\u015fte chestii despre cei mai mi\u015fto b\u0103rba\u0163i pe care \u00eei cunosc: a) se uit\u0103 la tot soiul de filme, iar ideea de filme de ac\u0163iune e cel mult un trolaj de o sear\u0103 pentru ei. b) nu percep femeile ca pe o amenin\u0163are, pe care s-o \u0163in\u0103 afar\u0103 din joc cu trucuri de adolescen\u0163i \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u0163i de genu: chestia asta e d\u0103c\u00e2t pentru pule ca noi, c) au un umor infinit mai subtil dec\u00e2t sugera\u0163i voi cu retarzeala asta. <\/p>\n<p>Nu neg, o s\u0103 prind\u0103 la pula retard\u0103 \u015fi dorkish. Dar \u0103ia \u00eendeob\u015fte consum\u0103 vodc\u0103 ieftin\u0103 \u015fi po\u015firci contraf\u0103cute. \u015ei li se rupe de num\u0103rul de calorii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deci, 51% din umanitate posed\u0103 pizd\u0103. 51% din umanitate e a) pasiv s\u0103tul\u0103 de mitoc\u0103niile agresiv-machoiste, deci va t\u0103cea din gur\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi va lua&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}