{"id":4642,"date":"2011-12-13T07:38:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T07:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4642"},"modified":"2011-12-13T07:38:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T07:38:00","slug":"orgasmul-lunii-si-creca-al-anului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/orgasmul-lunii-si-creca-al-anului\/","title":{"rendered":"Orgasmul lunii, \u015fi crec\u0103 al anului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/tabu-decembrie.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/tabu-decembrie.jpg?resize=490%2C633\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"633\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4643\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Azi e 13 decembrie, corect? Nu are ce s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul anului, s\u0103 fie mai r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitor de sexy pentru mine dec\u00e2t momentul c\u00e2nd a sosit de la tipar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabu.ro\">Tabu<\/a>-ul de decembrie. CU INTERVIUL MEU CU ANDREI \u015eERBAN \u00ceN EA. Titlul interviului nu e cum l-a\u0163i fi pus voi, cu limbajul vostru de lemn: monstrul sacrosanct al teatrului blabla st\u00e2lpul culturii \u015fi civiliza\u0163iei \u015famd. Titlul e a\u015fa: <em>Andrei \u015eerban: Nu strica\u0163i marijuana pe mine<\/em>. Ca s\u0103 afla\u0163i la ce se refer\u0103, tre&#8217; s\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 citi\u0163i revista. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei da, e genul de interviu lung, complex, relaxat, mai mult dialog liber. <\/p>\n<p>Unde e orgasmul \u00een toat\u0103 chestia asta? <\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i faza e a\u015fa: de cele mai multe ori, dai la glossy-uri c\u00e2te un text genial (vaco, ce arogant\u0103 e\u015fti, va zice trollul hater), iar ei \u0163i-l sufoc\u0103 \u00eentr-un layout sinistru \u015fi na\u015fpa. Ei bine, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut layoutul la interviul \u0103sta, am f\u0103cut o lab\u0103 \u00een redac\u0163ia TABU, de fa\u0163\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumea, apoi m-am oferit s\u0103-i fac un cunilingus art directorului (da, e fat\u0103). M-a refuzat, c\u0103 cic\u0103 e hetero. Da, \u015ftiu, p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul same-sex fuck toat\u0103 lumea e hetero. <\/p>\n<p>OK, deci sunt un om pe deplin fericit. O s\u0103 cer pdf-ul, iar de revelion, pe la 11.45, m\u0103 voi retrage \u00een baie cu laptopul s\u0103 mai fac o lab\u0103. S\u0103 zic \u015fi eu c\u0103 intru extatic \u00een noul an. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi e 13 decembrie, corect? Nu are ce s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul anului, s\u0103 fie mai r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitor de sexy pentru mine dec\u00e2t&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}