{"id":4750,"date":"2012-01-12T22:23:45","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4750"},"modified":"2012-01-12T22:23:45","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:23:45","slug":"taximetristul-care-nu-m-a-lasat-sa-i-dau-bacsis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/taximetristul-care-nu-m-a-lasat-sa-i-dau-bacsis\/","title":{"rendered":"Taximetristul care nu m-a l\u0103sat s\u0103-i dau bac\u015fi\u015f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E clar, this is the Age of Pisces.<\/p>\n<p>Whaaa? o s\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u0103ia mai incul\u0163i dintre voi. Referin\u0163a cultural\u0103 b\u0103tea aici.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EhbxI5eVnM4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>De unde vine asta cu Era V\u0103rs\u0103torului? P\u0103i, zice astrologia, \u00een ultimul secol am fost \u00een Era V\u0103rs\u0103torului, ceea ce ne-a dat, basically, dou\u0103 chestii: evolu\u0163ia tehnologic\u0103 \u015fi revolu\u0163ia sexual\u0103. Dar de anul \u0103sta \u00eencepe, sanchi, Era Pe\u015ftilor (yeaaah, to\u0163i ne lu\u0103m proxene\u0163i) care va aduce o revolu\u0163ie a sensibilit\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi a intui\u0163iei magice.<\/p>\n<p>Nu voi intra \u00een intui\u0163iile magice pe care le-am tot avut \u00een ultima vreme, c\u0103 o s\u0103 zice\u0163i c\u0103 am fumat ceva \u015fi bat c\u00e2mpii. Dau \u00eens\u0103 un exemplu cu noul meu puseu de sensibilitate. (care dureaz\u0103 de c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni bune).<\/p>\n<p>Azi, seara, am luat taxiul spre cas\u0103. \u015ei, din vorb\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, tipul din taxi \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103. A abandonat \u015fcoala din a noua, datorit\u0103 abuzurilor p\u0103rinte\u015fti, s-a apucat s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, s-a mutat \u00een gazd\u0103. A f\u0103cut ceva \u015fantier \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate la negru \u015fi \u015fcoala de \u015foferi. S-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit de o tip\u0103 superb\u0103, s-a \u00eensurat cu ea, au f\u0103cut 2 feti\u0163e. (\u015fi scoate poze s\u0103 mi le arate). Apoi, tipa s-a angajat, s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi ea rost de bani. Abia c\u00e2nd l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit pentru un businessman de 55 de ani a aflat c\u0103 aia de fapt lucra la un salon de masaj erotic. Acum, ea umbl\u0103 numai \u00een haine de firm\u0103, cu ma\u015fini de lux, dar nu contribuie cu nimic pentru \u00eentre\u0163inerea copiilor.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta a trecut \u015fi prin \u015fomaj, a trebuit s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 chestii de prin cas\u0103, p\u0103rin\u0163ii au refuzat s\u0103-l ajute &#8211; \u015fi o poveste de trei ani de chin cu doi copii. \u00centre timp, ajungem acas\u0103 &#8211; cursa face 11 lei \u00een loc de 15, c\u00e2t fac eu din centru \u00een titan. \u00eel ascult \u015fi-l las s\u0103 termine, apoi scot cei 15 lei \u015fi-i zic s\u0103 p\u0103streze restul c\u0103 le prinde bine copiilor. iar el ia cei 5 lei \u015fi mi-i \u00eenapoiaz\u0103: &#8220;p\u0103i se poate, dup\u0103 ce m-a\u0163i ascultat a\u015fa? n-am mai vorbit cu nimeni ca acum, cu dvs. dac\u0103 nu taxa aparatul, v\u0103 l\u0103sam gratis&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude2f \u00a0 \ud83d\ude2f \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>This is the age of the Piiiisces, age of the Piiiisces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E clar, this is the Age of Pisces. Whaaa? o s\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u0103ia mai incul\u0163i dintre voi. Referin\u0163a cultural\u0103 b\u0103tea aici. De unde vine&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[32,80,216],"class_list":["post-4750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-age-of-pisces","tag-business-and-economy","tag-masaj-erotic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}