\u00cen minus. De ieri seara \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 azi am reu\u015fit s\u0103 am o prieten\u0103 \u00een minus. Iat\u0103 cum.<\/p>\n
Prietena asta a mea are un job stabil la o… s\u0103-i zicem firm\u0103. Nu corpora\u0163ie boring, ci firm\u0103 cu o activitate palpitant\u0103, interesant\u0103, o activitate pe care cei mai mul\u0163i oameni obliga\u0163i s\u0103 presteze joburi plicticoase, monotone \u015fi rutinate ar dori-o din tot sufletul. Dar, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de joburi mi\u015fto, am senza\u0163ia c\u0103 sunt singura din lume care apreciaz\u0103 faptul c\u0103 i-a dat Dzeu norocul s\u0103 prind\u0103 doar joburi \u00een care e pl\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 chestii pe care majoritatea lumii le face \u00een timpul liber.<\/p>\n
OK, prietena asta a mea \u00ee\u015fi dispre\u0163uie\u015fte jobul mi\u015fto \u015fi palpitant, unde chiar are treburi interesante de f\u0103cut \u015fi \u00eemi spune c\u0103, uite, nemernicii nu i-au m\u0103rit salariul de 3 ani. (Asta \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care mult\u0103 lume din jur pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 a fost concediat\u0103 \u00een ace\u015fti trei ani, c\u0103 i s-a \u00eenchis firma, c\u0103 i-a sc\u0103zut salariul la sfert, c\u0103 nu i-a intrat salariul pe card de 4 luni, etc.) \u015ei tot prietena asta a mea \u00eemi poveste\u015fte cu stelu\u0163e \u00een priviri c\u0103 gata, ea se \u00eenh\u0103iteaz\u0103 cu o trup\u0103 de arti\u015fti wannabes \u015fi se face \u015fi ea artist\u0103.<\/p>\n
Toate ca toate, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-a invitat la un \u015fou al trupei. \u015eou \u00een care ea personal nu presta, dar… \u015fi asocierea e o form\u0103 de a te face de c\u0103cat. \u015ei \u0163ine\u0163i-v\u0103 bine, c\u0103 acum vin axiomele Lupu despre condi\u0163ia de artist.<\/p>\n
1. S\u0103 ie\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a unei g\u0103\u015fti de oameni, s\u0103 le stingi lumina \u00een cap \u015fi s\u0103-i obligi s\u0103 se uite la tine o or\u0103 sau zece e O RESPONSABILITATE. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 tu te obligi s\u0103 le dai ceva care s\u0103 justifice aten\u0163ia lor necondi\u0163ionat\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu, stai dracu’ la tine-n dulap.<\/p>\n
2. Chiar \u00een seara de dinainte am fost la recitalul “Sunt un orb” al lui M\u0103l\u0103ele – pe care l-am intervievat pentru Tabu. O or\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, nu m-am putut uita \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Chiar dac\u0103 a\u015f fi vrut, nu puteam. Chiar dac\u0103 m-a\u015f fi dus chitit\u0103 s\u0103 ignor ce se petrecea pe scen\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 joc bambilici pe mobil, n-a\u015f fi putut. PENTRU C\u0102 ERA INTERESANT CE SE PETRECEA PE SCEN\u0102. “Bine, dar tu compari cu M\u0103l\u0103ele?” Gen, da. \u0102la are un singur creier, ca tine, are 2 ochi (4 chiar), 2 urechi, o gur\u0103. Tehnologic vorbind, nu are nimic \u00een plus. De ce m\u0103 uit la el o or\u0103, iar \u0163ie \u00eemi doresc s\u0103-\u0163i dau foc dup\u0103 5 minute? Pentru c\u0103 \u0103la e con\u015ftient c\u0103 are o responsabilitate fa\u0163\u0103 de pro\u015ftii din \u00eentuneric, iar tu nu. \u015ei responsabilitatea asta se traduce \u00eentr-o chestie foarte simpl\u0103 de 5 litere. MUNC\u0102.<\/p>\n
3. “Ah, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 fumez ceva”, a oftat sp\u0103\u015fit\u0103 prietena mea \u00een minus, dup\u0103 ce i-am zis asta. \u015ei abia atunci am sim\u0163it impulsul s\u0103-i trag un bocanc \u00een ovare. Nu, nu-s \u00eempotriva marijuanei, a heroinei sau a ce dracu se ducea ea s\u0103 fumeze – DAC\u0102 LE FOLOSE\u015eTI RECREA\u0162IONAL. Dac\u0103 le folose\u015fti ca pe un debu\u015feu \u00eempotriva oamenilor lucizi care-\u0163i spun c\u0103 \u00een halul t\u0103u de acum nu e\u015fti bun de nimic, \u015fi fie \u00ee\u0163i \u0163ii jobul mi\u015fto, pe care orice \u015fomer cu studii superioare din Bucure\u015fti \u015fi l-ar dori cu bale la gur\u0103, ori te apuci de munc\u0103 titanic\u0103 \u015fi ajungi la fel de profesionist ca M\u0103l\u0103ele, ca s\u0103 meri\u0163i titulatura de “artist”, e\u015fti un loser ratat \u015fi meri\u0163i s\u0103 mori \u00een \u015fan\u0163, ros de \u015fobolani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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