{"id":4784,"date":"2012-01-26T11:44:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T11:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4784"},"modified":"2012-01-26T11:44:23","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T11:44:23","slug":"mica-publicitate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mica-publicitate\/","title":{"rendered":"Mica publicitate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e2nd<\/p>\n<p>-una sticl\u0103 vin ro\u015fu goal\u0103<\/p>\n<p>-una bucat\u0103 reportofon plin de \u00eenregistr\u0103ri mega speciale, care ard de dorul metamorfozei \u00een pve\u015fti<\/p>\n<p>-un munte de jpg-uri print size or not<\/p>\n<p>-4 cutii de Red Bull la fel de goale ca \u015fi sticla de mai sus<\/p>\n<p>-2 c\u0103ni cu un strat de za\u0163 de 2 degete<\/p>\n<p>-o poveste de amor foarte touchy-feely, de s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u0103ca\u0163i pe voi de pl\u00e2ns<\/p>\n<p>-un sac de making of-uri foarte amuzante, de s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u0103ca\u0163i pe voi a doua oar\u0103, de data asta de r\u00e2s<\/p>\n<p>-un ambalaj de Lindt<\/p>\n<p>-o sticlu\u0163\u0103 de parfum. (\u0163eap\u0103, fraiere, nu e goal\u0103. mai are un sfert. pot r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 p\u00e2ine, dar f\u0103r\u0103 parfum, nu.)<\/p>\n<p>-dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103toare Nokia defecte<\/p>\n<p>-7 creme anticelulitice (c\u0103 azi m-am uitat \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi am constatat c\u0103 nu mai am celulit\u0103, deci ce dracu&#8217; s\u0103 fac cu ele).<\/p>\n<p>-o cutie mare de Nootropil. Goal\u0103. \u015ei una de Parasinus. Goal\u0103. \u015ei un tub de Ben Gay. Yeah, right, gol.<\/p>\n<p>Cump\u0103r:<\/p>\n<p>-o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de luciditate.<\/p>\n<p>Rog seriozitate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e2nd -una sticl\u0103 vin ro\u015fu goal\u0103 -una bucat\u0103 reportofon plin de \u00eenregistr\u0103ri mega speciale, care ard de dorul metamorfozei \u00een pve\u015fti -un munte de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}