Mersul cu metroul e fascinant. Nu de alta, dar auzi ni\u015fte dialoguri de te h\u0103h\u0103i cu stropi. Azi, de exemplu, un hipstera\u015f cu ful\u0103ra\u015f, la telefon:<\/p>\n
-Da, iubito, \u00ee\u0163i cump\u0103r Nivea.<\/p>\n
(…)<\/p>\n
-Fat\u0103, nu te b\u0103ga, c\u0103 nu \u015ftii nimic, Nivea Visage e de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n
(…)<\/p>\n
-\u0162i-o cump\u0103r pe aia cu Q-10 plus, c\u0103 aia e cea mai bun\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i place, po\u0163i s\u0103-mi dai cu ea \u00een cap.<\/p>\n
(…)<\/p>\n
\u015ei m-am dus la tip, i-am smuls telefonul din m\u00e2n\u0103, l-am s\u0103rutat pasional pe buze \u015fi l-am \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n
-Nu vrei s\u0103 fiu eu prietena ta?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Glumesc. Logic c\u0103 n-am f\u0103cut-o. De\u015fi nici mult nu mi-a lipsit. Tipul are dreptate, Visage e de c\u0103cat, dar Q10 plus e chiar ok. Mai ok dec\u00e2t Oil of Olay Total Effects, dar nu se compar\u0103 cu Avene Ystheal+. Jur, dac\u0103 zicea aceste dou\u0103 cuvinte magice, o f\u0103ceam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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