{"id":4840,"date":"2012-02-07T05:17:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T05:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4840"},"modified":"2012-02-07T05:17:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T05:17:28","slug":"de-ce-iubim-barbatii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-iubim-barbatii-2\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remarca \u015etefan Iancu o \u00eensemnare din jurnalul lui C\u0103rt\u0103rescu:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/antinous78\">Stefan Iancu<\/a><\/div>\n<div id=\"id_4f30aba1735d58c38913635\">cat de imbecil poate fi Cartarescu uneori, insemnare din jurnal: &#8220;Ca sa nu te pacaleasca queer-icitatea unei carti cu povesti de dragoste homosexuala, ajunge sa-nlocuiesti iubitul cu o iubita oarecare: atunci, ce-i minunat intr-o parte ajunge minunat si-n cealalta si ce-i de doi bani la cu un vagin ramane la fel si cu un rect. Dupa operatia asta Genet apare in adevarata lui vocatie de telenovelist, iar Burroughs se dezvaluie ca diletant cu oarecare sclipi, geaman pidosnic al pizdosnicului Miller.&#8221; tre&#8217; sa fii cretin sa iti imaginezi ca poti inlocui barbatii cu femei in Genet sau Burroughs si sa mai faca sens ceva de acolo.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u015ei propunea tot \u015etefan Iancu s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m opera\u0163ia de \u00eenlocuire \u015fi cu C\u0103rt\u0103rescu, s\u0103 vedem cum sun\u0103. Eu, care ascult mereu de \u015etefan Iancu, cum ascult\u0103 mielul de oaie, m-am executat. Deci:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<div><em>Iubim b\u0103rba\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 au s\u00e2ni rotunzi, cu gurguie<\/em><br \/>\n<em> care se ridic\u0103 prin bluz\u0103 c\u00e2nd le e frig, pentru c\u0103 au<\/em><br \/>\n<em> fundul mare \u015fi gr\u0103su\u0163, pentru c\u0103 au fe\u0163e cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi<\/em><br \/>\n<em> dulci ca ale copiilor, pentru c\u0103 au buze pline, din\u0163i<\/em><br \/>\n<em> decen\u0163i \u015fi limbi de care nu \u0163i-e sil\u0103.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/raidthafridge.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/chocolate-milk-on-my-mind.html\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/02\/chin2520tongue.jpg?w=294&#038;resize=393%2C400\" alt=\"\" width=\"393\" height=\"400\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 nu<\/em><br \/>\n<em> miros a transpira\u0163ie sau a tutun prost \u015fi nu asud\u0103 pe<\/em><br \/>\n<em> buza superioar\u0103.\u00a0<\/em><em>Pentru c\u0103 le z\u00e2mbesc tuturor copiilor<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em> mici care trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.smh.com.au\/ffximage\/2008\/07\/02\/ferguson.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.smh.com.au\/ffximage\/2008\/07\/02\/ferguson.jpg?resize=250%2C353\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"353\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 merg pe strad\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n<em> drep\u0163i, cu capul sus, cu umerii tra\u015fi \u00eenapoi \u015fi nu<\/em><br \/>\n<em> r\u0103spund privirii tale c\u00e2nd \u00eei fixezi ca un maniac.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Pentru c\u0103 trec cu un curaj nea\u015fteptat peste toate<\/em><br \/>\n<em> servitu\u0163ile anatomiei lor delicate. <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/images5.fanpop.com\/image\/photos\/26700000\/weird-people-fat-guy-eating-lol-26723102-317-281.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/images5.fanpop.com\/image\/photos\/26700000\/weird-people-fat-guy-eating-lol-26723102-317-281.jpg?resize=317%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"281\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 \u00een pat<\/em><br \/>\n<em> sunt \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0163i \u015fi inventivi nu din perversitate, ci<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ca s\u0103-\u0163i arate c\u0103 te iubesc. Pentru c\u0103 fac toate<\/em><br \/>\n<em> treburile s\u00e2c\u00e2itoare \u015fi m\u0103runte din cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se<\/em><br \/>\n<em> laude cu asta \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cear\u0103 recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103. <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bellybillboard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/couch-potato.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bellybillboard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/couch-potato.jpg?resize=440%2C264\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"264\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n<em> nu citesc reviste porno \u015fi nu navigheaz\u0103 pe site-uri<\/em><br \/>\n<em> porno. Pentru c\u0103 poart\u0103 tot soiul de zdr\u0103ng\u0103nele pe<\/em><br \/>\n<em> care \u015fi le asorteaz\u0103 la \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte dup\u0103 reguli<\/em><br \/>\n<em> complicate \u015fi de ne\u00een\u0163eles. <\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fat-guy.com\/images\/toolkit.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-3\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fat-guy.com\/images\/toolkit.jpg?resize=500%2C304\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"304\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 i\u015fi deseneaz\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u015fi-\u015fi picteaz\u0103 fe\u0163ele cu aten\u0163ia concentrat\u0103 a unui<\/em><br \/>\n<em> artist inspirat.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.discountdisplaycases.com\/images\/products\/p-83989-sylvester-stallone-rocky-balboa-8x10-photo-cotg-8celeb-sstal04.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-4\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.discountdisplaycases.com\/images\/products\/p-83989-sylvester-stallone-rocky-balboa-8x10-photo-cotg-8celeb-sstal04.jpg?resize=336%2C419\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"419\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 au obsesia pentru<\/em><br \/>\n<em> sub\u0163irime-a lui Giacometti. Pentru c\u0103 se trag din<\/em><br \/>\n<em>b\u0103ie\u0163ei. Pentru c\u0103-\u015fi ojeaz\u0103 unghiile de la picioare.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Pentru c\u0103 joac\u0103 \u015fah, whist sau ping-pong f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i<\/em><br \/>\n<em> intereseze cine c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103.\u00a0<\/em><em>Pentru c\u0103 \u015fofeaz\u0103 prudent \u00een<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em> ma\u015fini lustruite ca ni\u015fte bomboane, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eei<\/em><br \/>\n<em> admiri c\u00e2nd sunt opri\u0163i la stop \u015fi treci pe zebr\u0103 prin<\/em><br \/>\n<em> fa\u0163a lor.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eYHhhVhMFF8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 au un fel de-a rezolva probleme<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em> care te scoate din min\u0163i. Pentru c\u0103 au un fel de-a<\/em><br \/>\n<em> g\u00e2ndi care te scoate din min\u0163i. Pentru c\u0103-\u0163i spun \u201ete<\/em><br \/>\n<em> iubesc\u201d exact atunci c\u00e2nd te iubesc mai pu\u0163in, ca un<\/em><br \/>\n<em> fel de compensa\u0163ie. Pentru c\u0103 nu se masturbeaz\u0103.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fc08.deviantart.net\/fs70\/f\/2010\/116\/9\/1\/Problem_Wanker__by_TheAmazingRock.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-5\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fc08.deviantart.net\/fs70\/f\/2010\/116\/9\/1\/Problem_Wanker__by_TheAmazingRock.jpg?resize=428%2C320\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"320\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Pentru c\u0103 au din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mici suferin\u0163e: o durere<\/em><br \/>\n<em> reumatic\u0103, o constipa\u0163ie, o b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, \u015fi-atunci \u00ee\u0163i<\/em><br \/>\n<em> dai seama deodat\u0103 c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt oameni, oameni ca \u015fi<\/em><br \/>\n<em> tine.\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.justsaypictures.com\/images\/constipated-monkey.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-6\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.justsaypictures.com\/images\/constipated-monkey.jpg?resize=500%2C582\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"582\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>MIRCEA C\u0102RT\u0102RESCU<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Vezi, \u015etefane? E literatur\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa, degeaba e\u015fti tu c\u00e2rcota\u015f. \ud83d\ude08<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remarca \u015etefan Iancu o \u00eensemnare din jurnalul lui C\u0103rt\u0103rescu: &nbsp; Stefan Iancu cat de imbecil poate fi Cartarescu uneori, insemnare din jurnal: &#8220;Ca sa&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}