{"id":4872,"date":"2012-02-13T22:40:12","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T22:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4872"},"modified":"2012-02-13T22:40:12","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T22:40:12","slug":"si-acum-una-scurta-si-serioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-acum-una-scurta-si-serioasa\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei acum, una scurt\u0103 \u015fi serioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eu \u00een\u0163eleg multe lucruri. \u00cen\u0163eleg la\u015fitatea, \u00een\u0163eleg p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct nesim\u0163irea (c\u00e2nd cineva vrea foarte tare s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 exist\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sufer\u0103 de neb\u0103gare de seam\u0103 cronic\u0103), \u00een\u0163eleg chiar \u015fi meschin\u0103ria (ai un suflet mic c\u00e2t un v\u00eerf de ac \u015fi-\u0163i moare 10% din ficat dac\u0103 e s\u0103 oferi ceva cuiva, de aceea te cramponezi de calicenia ta ca scafandrul de snorkel). <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u0163eleg excesele, \u00een\u0163eleg abstinen\u0163ele. \u00cen\u0163eleg orgoliile, \u00een\u0163eleg umilin\u0163ele. \u00cen\u0163eleg minciunile, omisiunile, jum\u0103t\u0103\u0163ile de adev\u0103r, umorile, umorurile, lipsurile de umor, lipsurile de sare \u015fi piper \u015fi multe alte lipsuri acute de. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, e un singur lucru pe care refuz s\u0103-l \u00een\u0163eleg. <\/p>\n<p>CUM E CONSTRUIT PE INTERIOR CINEVA CARE FUR\u0102 CHESTII DE LA UN COPIL?<\/p>\n<p>Dar, serios. Dac\u0103 tu, pictor deja consacrat, s\u0103 zicem, ai ajuns \u00een halul \u0103la de degradare uman\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 furi sketch-ul unui ucenic \u015fi s\u0103-l prezin\u0163i lumii ca ideea ta, e\u015fti iremediabil varz\u0103. Din toate punctele de vedere. Moral \u015fi profesional. F\u0103-i universului un bine \u015fi sinucide-te. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu \u00een\u0163eleg multe lucruri. \u00cen\u0163eleg la\u015fitatea, \u00een\u0163eleg p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct nesim\u0163irea (c\u00e2nd cineva vrea foarte tare s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 exist\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sufer\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}