{"id":4898,"date":"2012-02-16T16:50:23","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T16:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4898"},"modified":"2012-02-16T16:50:23","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T16:50:23","slug":"razbunarea-ca-arma-a-prostului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/razbunarea-ca-arma-a-prostului\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103zbunarea, ca arm\u0103 a prostului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Azi m\u0103 doare grav ovarul drept \u015fi am un herpes c\u00e2t toat\u0103 buza superioar\u0103. Semn c\u0103 sunt \u00eentr-o perioad\u0103 delicat\u0103 a lunii, deci a se comenta cu bl\u00e2nde\u0163e. Mul\u0163umesc.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De la doamna Ileana Lucaciu \u00eencoace, a ap\u0103rut un trend absolut penibil printre entelectoalii rom\u00e2ni. \u015ei anume: am ajuns acas\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi frumoas\u0103 de toamn\u0103, c\u00e2nd profa de mate a decis c\u0103 e mai interesant s\u0103 se fut\u0103 la iarb\u0103 verde dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 ora &#8211; \u015fi, oops, am dat peste tata \u00een pat cu, s\u0103 zicem, Alex Leo \u015eerban. \u015ei atunci m-a cuprins o furie oarb\u0103. Am \u00een\u0163eles brusc de ce nu mai d\u0103dea bani acas\u0103 de \u00eentre\u0163inere \u015fi de ce nu ne mai ducea la zoo. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, entelectoal fiind, r\u0103zbunarea mea penibil\u0103 este s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 desfiin\u0163ez cu toat\u0103 fierea din lume urm\u0103toarea carte a lui Alex Leo \u015eerban. Nu pentru c\u0103 opul ar fi fost prost, ci pentru c\u0103 eu, \u00een sufletul meu mic \u015fi penetrat de fiere, \u00eel ur\u0103sc c\u0103 l-a futut pe tata. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Eu, una, consider c\u0103 asta e o abordare absolut eronat\u0103. Dac\u0103 Alex Leo \u015eerban, s\u0103 zicem, l-a futut pe tata, e dreptul meu s\u0103 ies \u00een Pia\u0163a Unirii s\u0103 urlu: &#8220;De ce, Alex, de ce!? De ce el, de ce nu eu!!!?&#8221; Sau s\u0103 scriu o postare vitriolant\u0103 pe blog despre asta. Sau zece. Sau o sut\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00ees genul cu idei pu\u0163ine \u015fi fixe. Sau s\u0103-l fut \u015fi eu pe tat\u0103l lui Alex Leo \u015eerban. Sau pe maic\u0103-sa. Sau pe orice alt\u0103 rud\u0103 apropiat\u0103. Etc. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Dar mi se pare sub demnitatea unui intelectual s\u0103 calce \u00een picioare opera altuia din motive independente de con\u0163inutul operei respective. Faza asta constituie deja infrac\u0163iune de \u0163\u0103\u0163ism sau, cum se nume\u015fte el \u00een cercuri de connoisseuri, &#8220;ileanalucacism&#8221;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi m\u0103 doare grav ovarul drept \u015fi am un herpes c\u00e2t toat\u0103 buza superioar\u0103. Semn c\u0103 sunt \u00eentr-o perioad\u0103 delicat\u0103 a lunii, deci a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}