Cine a zis c\u0103 pisicile-s independente e bou. Sau poate pisicile-s independente, dar motanii, nu. \u00cen fine.<\/p>\n
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La \u00eenceput, era at\u00e2t: m\u0103 duceam la baie s\u0103 fac pipi, hop \u015fi Pulic\u0103 dup\u0103 mine. Se a\u015feza tacticos pe litier\u0103, sincron cu mine, \u015fi se pi\u015fa. Apoi, m\u0103 privea lung p\u00e2n\u0103 terminam, cu o privire care nu admitea proteste: “Dup\u0103 ce tragi apa, \u00eemi cure\u0163i \u015fi mie litiera!”<\/p>\n
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Acum, de c\u00e2te ori are nevoie la baie, \u00eencepe s\u0103 zbiere la mine. Cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele mele de pisiceasc\u0103 – nu glumesc, orice om care coabiteaz\u0103 cu o javr\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 disting\u0103 l\u0103tratul \/ mieunatul \/ c\u00e2r\u00e2itul \/ gui\u0163atul \/ sc\u00e2ncetul de “mi-e foame” de acela de “mi-e frig”, de “am chef de joac\u0103” sau de “vreau s\u0103 fiu \u0163inut \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi iubit” etc. etc. – deci, cum ziceam, cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele mele de pisiceasc\u0103 disting solicitarea impetuoas\u0103: “Da’ noi nu mergem s\u0103 ne pi\u015f\u0103m?”<\/p>\n
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Ceea ce e bine, c\u0103 eu m\u0103 iau cu scrisul \/ cititul \/ vr\u0103jeala pe mess \/ whatever else i do \u015fi, altminteri, uit.<\/p>\n
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M\u0103 \u00eentreb cum se descurc\u0103 s\u0103 se pi\u015fe singur \u00een zilele c\u00e2nd stau \u00een redac\u0163ie p\u00e2n\u0103 noaptea t\u00e2rziu, sau \u00een nop\u0163ile c\u00e2nd nu-s acas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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