{"id":4914,"date":"2012-02-21T05:10:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T05:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4914"},"modified":"2012-02-21T05:10:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T05:10:28","slug":"ataaaat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ataaaat\/","title":{"rendered":"At\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/image.stirileprotv.ro\/media\/images\/600x375\/Feb2012\/60552503.jpg?resize=600%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Sursa: stirileprotv.ro\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Domnule farmacist, m\u0103 doare din nou m\u0103seaua.<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103-\u0163i dau ni\u015fte pic\u0103turi. Da&#8217; de ce n-o sco\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>-Ah, nuuu! Vreau s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez din\u0163ii c\u00e2t mai mult posibil.<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei de ce n-o plombezi?<\/p>\n<p>-Am o fobie de burghiu. Dar m\u0103 mai \u0163ine\u0163i mult de vorb\u0103 aiurea SAU \u00ceMI DA\u0162I NAIBII PIC\u0102TURILE ALEA ODAT\u0102, C\u0102 V\u0102 SPARG FA\u0162A!?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sursa: stirileprotv.ro\u00a0 -Domnule farmacist, m\u0103 doare din nou m\u0103seaua. -S\u0103-\u0163i dau ni\u015fte pic\u0103turi. Da&#8217; de ce n-o sco\u0163i? -Ah, nuuu! Vreau s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez din\u0163ii&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}