Iar s-a uitat Lupoaica la filme porno \u015fi iar ne poveste\u015fte cum e cu “I’m Sharon, I’m 20, I come from New York” – “I’m Nick, I’m 25, I come all over your face”, ve\u0163i ofta voi, citind prezentul titlu.<\/p>\n
Dar nu despre asta este vorba. Nu de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103. Ci despre un fenomen de o mie de ori mai gre\u0163os, mai slinos \u015fi mai jenant. \u015ei anume:<\/p>\n
Faci revista. \u00cen revist\u0103 pui interviuri cu oameni importan\u0163i, evenimente culturale sau peripe\u0163ii inedite, c\u0103caturi care chiar intereseaz\u0103 oamenii \u015fi, pentru c\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne c\u00e2te o pagin\u0103, zici s\u0103 aju\u0163i \u015fi tu c\u00e2te un prieten – de\u015fi, \u00eentr-un univers obiectiv, persoana acelui prieten \u015fi activitatea lui sunt fix pu\u0163a furnicii. Dar las\u0103, scrii tu \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 par\u0103 interesant, c\u0103 doar e prieten, nu?<\/p>\n
OK. Se pred\u0103 revista. Vedetele sunt ok, personajele care chiar \u0163i-au furnizat pove\u015fti palpitante sunt mega ok – \u015fi se g\u0103se\u015fte exact \u0103la pe care ai vrut s\u0103-l aju\u0163i, s\u0103-i \u00eentinzi o m\u00e2n\u0103 binevoitoare \u015fi s\u0103-l promovezi s\u0103 sar\u0103 de cur \u00een sus, s\u0103-\u0163i \u0163in\u0103 teoria curului \u015fi s\u0103 te sece cu tot soiul de idio\u0163enii – pentru c\u0103 a prins \u015fi el momentul s\u0103 se simpt\u0103 important, dup\u0103 ce o via\u0163\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 a trecut lumea peste el cu tractorul \u015fi cu t\u0103v\u0103lugul.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00een momentul \u0103la, pe mine m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o grea\u0163\u0103 cumplit\u0103 de oameni, \u015fi \u00eemi jur c\u0103 \u00eemi bag pula \u00een prieteni \u015fi m\u0103 mut undeva \u00eentr-o pe\u015fter\u0103, sau c\u0103, de acum \u00eenainte, nu mai scriu dec\u00e2t pentru cine achit\u0103 advertorial. Dar niciodat\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u0163in de cuv\u00e2nt. \u00cenc\u0103. Mai fute\u0163i-m\u0103 voi mult la icre \u015fi se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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