{"id":4946,"date":"2012-02-26T19:22:47","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T19:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4946"},"modified":"2012-02-26T19:22:47","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T19:22:47","slug":"cica-facebook-ne-citeste-mesajele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cica-facebook-ne-citeste-mesajele\/","title":{"rendered":"Cic\u0103 Facebook ne cite\u015fte mesajele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uite<\/a>.<\/p>\n

“Ce faci, ursule\u0163?”<\/p>\n

“A\u015f linge ni\u015fte r\u0103\u015fin\u0103 din scorbur\u0103.”<\/p>\n

“Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 parc\u0103 a n\u0103v\u0103lit un mu\u015furoi de furnici. Se plimb\u0103 \u00een sus \u015fi-n jos. Ar fi bine s\u0103 vin\u0103 ursule\u0163ul meu, s\u0103 scuture pu\u0163in copacul.”<\/p>\n

“Te scutur de nu te vezi!”<\/p>\n

“Abia a\u015ftept s\u0103-\u0163i pui laba cea mare \u015fi grea pe mine!”<\/p>\n

“Scorburoaso!”<\/p>\n

“Asta e, copacul e devorat pe interior. \ud83d\ude1b E tot numai r\u0103\u015fin\u0103!”<\/p>\n

“Gata, iau un taxi, \u00een 5 minute sunt acolo.”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00cen tot acest timp, supervisorul din SUA c\u0103tre p\u0103lma\u015ful outsourced din Haiti, pl\u0103tit \u00een cen\u0163i.<\/p>\n

“Ce zic \u0103ia?”<\/p>\n

“Boss, they ecology”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uite. “Ce faci, ursule\u0163?” “A\u015f linge ni\u015fte r\u0103\u015fin\u0103 din scorbur\u0103.” “Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 parc\u0103 a n\u0103v\u0103lit un mu\u015furoi de furnici. Se plimb\u0103 \u00een sus...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}