{"id":4973,"date":"2012-03-02T21:15:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T21:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4973"},"modified":"2012-03-02T21:15:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T21:15:14","slug":"noapte-de-martie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/noapte-de-martie\/","title":{"rendered":"Noapte de martie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clar de bec public. Lumin\u0103 pal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103luind \u00een \u015fi mai mult jeg r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele zdren\u0163uite de ghea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi z\u0103pad\u0103 \u00eennegrit\u0103 de pe trotuar.<br \/>\nEl: \u015etii, de mult vreau s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva.<br \/>\nEa (cu un tremur \u00een voce): Da.<br \/>\nEl: Voiam s\u0103 te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-mi fii&#8230;<br \/>\nPauz\u0103 lung\u0103.<br \/>\nEa: S\u0103-\u0163i fiu ce?<br \/>\nEl: Vrei s\u0103-mi fii presiune exterioar\u0103?<br \/>\nEa: Cum a\u015fa!?<br \/>\nEl: P\u0103i, m\u0103 mobilizez greu \u015fi a\u015f avea nevoie de cineva s\u0103 m\u0103 preseze pe exterior.<br \/>\nEa: Cu cea mai mare pl\u0103cere. \ud83d\ude08 \ud83d\ude08 \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\nEl mai tace pu\u0163in. Apoi:<br \/>\nEl: \u015ei totu\u015fi, nu cred c\u0103 ai mijloace de coerci\u0163ie. N-ai nici b\u0103\u0163, n-ai nici morcov.<br \/>\nEa: O \u015ftii pe aia din Another Gay Sequel cu: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/XNhws1hd8wE\">But you have a mouth<\/a>&#8220;. OK, ce-mi trebuie mie b\u0103\u0163 \u015fi morcov c\u00e2nd am o gur\u0103 c\u00e2t \u015fapte \u015furi?<br \/>\nEl: Pe riscul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clar de bec public. Lumin\u0103 pal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103luind \u00een \u015fi mai mult jeg r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele zdren\u0163uite de ghea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi z\u0103pad\u0103 \u00eennegrit\u0103 de pe trotuar. El: \u015etii,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}