Una dintre cele mai amuzante situa\u0163ii de via\u0163\u0103 este aceea de tip “p\u0103rin\u0163ii divor\u0163a\u0163i”. Cei care provenim din familii r\u0103scr\u0103cite de timpuriu \u015ftim cum e:
\n-Spune-i lu’ tac-tu c\u0103 tre’ s\u0103-mi trimit\u0103 banii de copii.
\n-Spune-i lu’ m\u0103-ta c\u0103 e o curv\u0103 proast\u0103… \u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u0103 o s\u0103-i trimit peste patru zile, c\u00e2nd iau salariul.
\n-Spune-i lu’ tac-tu c\u0103 pentru curve are bani, futu-l \u00een g\u0103oz cu un neon ud… \u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103tim \u00eentre\u0163inerea \u015fi ar fi bine s\u0103 ni-i trimit\u0103 mai repede.
\n-Spune-i lu’ m\u0103-ta s\u0103 sug\u0103 toate pulile de tractori\u015fti… \u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u0103 v\u0103d ce pot s\u0103 fac. <\/p>\n
Buooon. Partea amuzant\u0103 e c\u0103 rela\u0163iile de tip “p\u0103rin\u0163i divor\u0163a\u0163i” au loc \u00eentre orice doi oameni de pe aceast\u0103 planet\u0103 care \u00eendeplinesc, simultan \u015fi obligatoriu, urm\u0103toarele dou\u0103 condi\u0163ii:
\na) sunt certa\u0163i la s\u00e2nge \u015fi nu-\u015fi vorbesc
\nb) au un prieten comun. <\/p>\n
\u015ei, da, e foarte, foarte funneh s\u0103 fii prietenul comun. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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