{"id":4995,"date":"2012-03-08T04:58:12","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T04:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=4995"},"modified":"2012-03-08T04:58:12","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T04:58:12","slug":"cand-eram-mic-sugeam-pula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-eram-mic-sugeam-pula\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd eram mic, sugeam pula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-ash4\/430466_246937295397797_120991581325703_508032_1374700348_n.jpg?resize=395%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nu exist\u0103 cuvinte care s\u0103 exprime c\u00e2t m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 pe mine nostalgiile astea de c\u0103cat: c\u00e2nd eram mic, nu aveam niciodat\u0103 bani, adul\u0163ii erau boi pro\u015fti care jonglau cu conceptul de autoritate \u00eentr-un mod de-\u0163i venea s\u0103 le fu\u0163i bocanci \u00een mecl\u0103, crati\u0163a era OBLIGATORIE nu OP\u0162IONAL\u0102 pentru orice femeie, mentalitatea &#8220;trebuie s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i, maic\u0103, s\u0103 fii \u015fi tu \u00een r\u00e2nd cu lumea&#8221; domina mai ceva dec\u00e2t teorema lui Pitagora, erai admis la facultate doar cu tone de pile, puteai sta la Bucure\u015fti doar dac\u0103 g\u0103seai cea mai hidoas\u0103 pul\u0103 cu buletin de Bucure\u015fti, s\u0103 te ia de nevast\u0103, dac\u0103 nu, primeai reparti\u0163ie la Cuca M\u0103c\u0103ii, aveai pula confort, pula utilit\u0103\u0163i, pula informa\u0163ie, pula libertate de exprimare, pula prezervative, pula anticoncep\u0163ionale, pula orice ar fi putut \u00eensemna o via\u0163\u0103 &#8211; a\u015fa cum \u0163i-o dore\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i cei care distribuie c\u0103catul \u0103sta sinistru pe Facebook sunt pro\u015fti de put \u015fi ar merita muta\u0163i \u00een cote\u0163e, conform IQ-ului. \u00cen cote\u0163e nu exist\u0103 nici iPhone, nici laptop \u015fi nici iPad. Suge\u0163i pula, oi proaste!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t Tom \u015fi Jerry vedea\u0163i la televizor, g\u00e2\u015ftelor? Cinci minute pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103? \u015ei cum adic\u0103 &#8220;sunte\u0163i nevoi\u0163i&#8221;? Sau n-a\u0163i remarcat \u00eenc\u0103 butonul de ON \/ OFF?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu exist\u0103 cuvinte care s\u0103 exprime c\u00e2t m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 pe mine nostalgiile astea de c\u0103cat: c\u00e2nd eram mic, nu aveam niciodat\u0103 bani, adul\u0163ii erau&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}