{"id":5010,"date":"2012-03-11T15:56:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-11T15:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5010"},"modified":"2012-03-11T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T15:56:38","slug":"pai-daca-nu-stiti-sa-puneti-problema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pai-daca-nu-stiti-sa-puneti-problema\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 pune\u0163i problema!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 M\u0103rie vrea s\u0103 i-o trag\u0103 Ion. \u015ei-i zice: <\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, Ioane, trage-mi-o. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se desfac\u0103 Ion la fermoar, M\u0103rie: <\/p>\n<p>-Dar, Ioane, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 vreau \u015fi cas\u0103 \u00een Pipera, \u015fi trei copii, to\u0163i trei cu facultate, \u015fi \u0163\u00e2\u0163e de silicon, \u015fi implant de creier, s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig \u015fi eu naibii o dat\u0103 la loto, \u015fi piscin\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de M is for M\u0103rie, \u015fi parfumuri de fran\u0163uji celebri \u015fi poponari \u015fi, mai presus de toate, parolele tale de messenger \u015fi facebook, s\u0103 dau unfriend \u00een numele t\u0103u la toate curvele. \u015ei acum, trage-mi-o. <\/p>\n<p>Ion \u00ee\u015fi trage fermoarul la loc \u015fi fuge. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen concluzie, problema pus\u0103 gre\u015fit d\u0103 rezultate zero. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 M\u0103rie vrea s\u0103 i-o trag\u0103 Ion. \u015ei-i zice: -B\u0103, Ioane, trage-mi-o. \u015ei c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se desfac\u0103 Ion la fermoar, M\u0103rie: -Dar,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}