{"id":5025,"date":"2012-03-15T23:01:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T23:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2012-03-15T23:01:35","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T23:01:35","slug":"sondand-in-sufletul-femeii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sondand-in-sufletul-femeii\/","title":{"rendered":"Sond\u00e2nd \u00een sufletul femeii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2teodat\u0103, Boerescu are chef s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri profunde despre eternul feminin. Ca de exemplu azi, c\u00e2nd munceam s\u0103 pred\u0103m revista.<br \/>\n-Lorena.<br \/>\n-Mdea.<br \/>\n-Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i pentru o clip\u0103 c\u0103 ai fi femeie normal\u0103.<br \/>\n-Pana mea, n-am cum. Sigur nu preferi s\u0103-mi imaginez c\u0103-s un unicorn mutant cu 4 testicule?<br \/>\n-Nu, nu. Deci, e\u015fti o femeie normal\u0103.<br \/>\n-A\u015fa&#8230;, murmur eu oarecum nesigur\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ce te motiveaz\u0103 pe tine cel mai mult \u00een via\u0163\u0103?<br \/>\n-O iubire platonic\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103luit\u0103 \u00een petale de trandafiri, cu rela\u0163ie stabil\u0103 \u015fi intens emo\u0163ional\u0103 cu un f\u0103t-frumos cu gene lungi, aptitudini de c\u00e2ntat la harf\u0103, degete fine \u015fi o pul\u0103 de 20 de centimetri.<br \/>\n-Hai, b\u0103, termin\u0103 cu mi\u015ftoul \u015fi zi ce te motiveaz\u0103 pe tine.<br \/>\n-OK. Banii c\u00e2t mai mul\u0163i \u015fi mai pu\u0163in munci\u0163i.<br \/>\n-Dezam\u0103gitor. Totaaaal dezam\u0103gitor!<br \/>\n-Puii mei, tu m-ai \u00eentrebat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2teodat\u0103, Boerescu are chef s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri profunde despre eternul feminin. Ca de exemplu azi, c\u00e2nd munceam s\u0103 pred\u0103m revista. -Lorena. -Mdea. -Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i pentru&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}