{"id":5052,"date":"2012-03-25T13:37:31","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T13:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5052"},"modified":"2012-03-25T13:37:31","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T13:37:31","slug":"o-slabiciune-pentru-viori-6-bonus-jambonul-eclectic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-slabiciune-pentru-viori-6-bonus-jambonul-eclectic\/","title":{"rendered":"O sl\u0103biciune pentru viori 6. Bonus: Jambonul eclectic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v9or-6KfbMQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Bonus <\/p>\n<p><strong>Jambonul eclectic<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>poem dou\u0103muist<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Am o iubit\u0103<br \/>\nUr\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103cat, s\u0103 fim sinceri<br \/>\nAm o \u03c0<br \/>\nzd\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103, care m\u0103 mai<br \/>\nfute ocazional la cap cu \u015ftiri<br \/>\ndespre violuri s\u00e2ngeroase, cre\u015fterea cur<br \/>\nsului valutar \u015fi a dioptriilor de la ochelari. <\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt un tip oarecare<br \/>\nDe aceea m-a \u015fi combinat \u03c0<br \/>\nzda ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 vedea c\u0103<br \/>\nnici o femeie sub 80 de kilograme nu s-ar<br \/>\nuita la mine<br \/>\ndec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u00eencotro e policlinica cu plat\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2te ori zic &#8220;plat\u0103&#8221; simt<br \/>\nUn fier \u00eencins p\u0103trunz\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een cortex<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 \u03c0<br \/>\nzda ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103<br \/>\nNici m\u0103car n-are. <\/p>\n<p>Ap\u0103 mineral\u0103 \u00een frigider. <\/p>\n<p>Bulele o baloneaz\u0103, bulele o baloneaz\u0103, bulele o baloneaz\u0103, bulele o baloneaz\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Iar io m\u0103 uit la \u03c0<br \/>\nzda ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi o \u00eentreb: <\/p>\n<p>Da&#8217; tu c\u00e2te bule ai \u00eenghi\u0163it p\u00e2n\u0103 acum? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonus Jambonul eclectic poem dou\u0103muist Am o iubit\u0103 Ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103 C\u0103cat, s\u0103 fim sinceri Am o \u03c0 zd\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103, care m\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}