{"id":5081,"date":"2012-03-30T18:10:42","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T18:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5081"},"modified":"2012-03-30T18:10:42","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T18:10:42","slug":"5081","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/5081\/","title":{"rendered":"Diavolul se conecteaz\u0103 la Digi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>iPhone-ul meu are apuc\u0103turi perverse: din c\u00e2te \u00a0neturi gratis polueaz\u0103 subteranul bucure\u015ftean, el nu st\u0103 deloc pe g\u00e2nduri, c\u00e2nd mergem cu metroul, ci se \u00eenfige direct \u00een Digi, ca muta-n&#8230; m\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce e \u00eengrozitor. Pentru c\u0103 Digi e net alternativ (ba e, ba nuie), iar conexiunea la net cade exact c\u00e2nd \u00eei scriai tu supermuia care s\u0103 te r\u0103coreasc\u0103 prostului care tocmai te-a enervat cu cel mai cretin comment din istorie, sau d\u0103deai un mail important de job.<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 Digi, dac\u0103 cite\u015fti acest text, rogu-te: f\u0103-\u0163i netul s\u0103 mearg\u0103 bine \u015fi \u00een canalele Metrorex, sau dac\u0103 nu, barem las\u0103-ne-n 3G-ul nostru!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iPhone-ul meu are apuc\u0103turi perverse: din c\u00e2te \u00a0neturi gratis polueaz\u0103 subteranul bucure\u015ftean, el nu st\u0103 deloc pe g\u00e2nduri, c\u00e2nd mergem cu metroul, ci se&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}