{"id":5095,"date":"2012-04-04T11:28:59","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T11:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5095"},"modified":"2012-04-04T11:28:59","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T11:28:59","slug":"this-is-personal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/this-is-personal\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Personal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.aaanything.net\/wp-content\/gallery\/cuteness-overload\/thumbs\/thumbs_dog_this_is_my_stick_there_are_many_like_it_but_this_one_is_mine.png?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Uneori, mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 fiu c\u00e2ine. Iar dac\u0103 a\u015f fi c\u00e2ine pentru o singur\u0103 zi, \u015ftiu ce a\u015f face: pipi pe tot ce am, s\u0103 m\u0103 conving c\u0103 nu pune nimeni m\u00e2na, apoi m-a\u015f face om la loc.<\/p>\n<p>OK, lua\u0163i-o ca pe o traum\u0103 din copil\u0103rie. Toate problemele mele vin din copil\u0103rie \u015fi mama e de vin\u0103 pentru toate. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103-mi f\u0103cea la cin\u0103 omlet\u0103 cu ceap\u0103 verde. O punea \u00een farfurie. M\u0103 a\u015fezam s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc &#8211; \u015fi \u00eencepea \u015fi ea s\u0103 haleasc\u0103, cot la cot cu mine dar cu vitez\u0103 mai mare. \u00a0Chestia asta m\u0103 \u00eemboln\u0103vea de nervi.<\/p>\n<p>-Mam\u0103, ce-ar fi s\u0103-\u0163i faci omleta ta \u015fi s\u0103 GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PLATE?<\/p>\n<p>Scandal penibil, de genul &#8220;eu te-am f\u0103cut, eu te omor&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Etapa a II-a &#8211; cum \u00eencepea s\u0103-mi umble prin farfurie, m\u0103 ridicam direct de la mas\u0103 \u015fi o l\u0103sam s\u0103 bage-n ea. Evident, scandal penibil, cu pove\u015fti la vecine: &#8220;E \u00eengrozitooooor de egoist copilul \u0103sta&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OK, dar eu, \u00een egoismul meu \u00eengrozitor, nu pun m\u00e2na pe nimic al altuia f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cer voie. Iar dac\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 pe ixulic\u0103 (om pe care pretind c\u0103-l iubesc) \u00eel enerveaz\u0103 chestia Y, parc\u0103 nu o fac sfid\u0103tor, numai ca s\u0103-l enervez \u015fi mai tare.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Una peste alta: obiceiul de a-\u0163i b\u0103ga labele pe teritoriul meu e \u00een continuare \u00een TOP 5 al chestiilor care \u00eemi insufl\u0103 spume maxime pe un om, \u015fi, uneori, dorin\u0163a de a-i da foc cu o brichet\u0103 \u00een talp\u0103. \u015ei de a face un cercule\u0163 ori de c\u00e2te ori \u00eei repet: &#8220;C\u0103catul \u0103sta nu-\u0163i apar\u0163ine, deci nu pui m\u00e2na, clar?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uneori, mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 fiu c\u00e2ine. Iar dac\u0103 a\u015f fi c\u00e2ine pentru o singur\u0103 zi, \u015ftiu ce a\u015f face: pipi pe tot ce am,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}