{"id":510,"date":"2008-10-18T11:09:32","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T08:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=510"},"modified":"2008-10-18T11:09:32","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T08:09:32","slug":"si-totusi-de-ce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-totusi-de-ce\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei totu\u015fi, de ce?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stau eu a\u015fa, str\u00e2mb, m\u0103 chinui s\u0103 judec drept, \u015fi nu pot s\u0103 nu remarc c\u0103 un num\u0103r impresionant de oameni simt o imperativ\u0103 nevoie de a-\u015fi pierde vremea cu prostii.
\nNu m\u0103 crede\u0163i? P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 crede\u0163i, g\u0103si\u0163i-mi voi o explica\u0163ie logic\u0103 pentru existen\u0163a unor site-uri cum ar fi:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.cinemorgue.com\/<\/a> – o statistic\u0103 morbid\u0103 \u015fi dezgust\u0103toare despre to\u0163i actorii care au murit p\u00e2n filme, \u015fi prin ce torturi \u015fi-au g\u0103sit ei ob\u015ftescul sf\u00e2r\u015fit. De exemplu:<\/p>\n

\u00a0Jolie, Angelina<\/p>\n

(1975 – )<\/p>\n

True Women (1997) [Georgia Virginia Lawshe Woods]: Dies of tuberculosis.<\/p>\n

Gia (1998) [Gia Marie Carangi]: Dies of AIDS-related illness (off-screen) in a hospital. Her body is shown lying in the hospital bed afterwards, followed later on some extreme close-ups of parts of her face as a mortician\/make-up artist prepares her for her funeral.<\/p>\n

Beyond Borders (2003) [Sarah Jordan]: Killed in an explosion when she steps on a land mine while fleeing from Chechnyan extremists.<\/p>\n

Alexander (2004) [Olympias]: Assassinated (off-screen), seven years after the death of her son (Colin Farrell); her death is reported in Anthony Hopkins’ narration at the end of the movie.<\/p>\n

Wanted (2008) [Fox]: Commits suicide\/sacrifices herself by firing a bullet in a curved arc, so that it kills the other assassins before it comes back around and hits her in the head.<\/p>\n

Nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 mir \u00een sinea mea: who the fuck cares? \u015ei ce gen de om poate s\u0103 aib\u0103 bucurii la o statistic\u0103 de genul \u0103sta – Gogu a murit b\u0103tut \u00een cuie \u00een “\u015ei porcii se \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103”, \u015fi-a t\u0103iat venele \u00een “\u015ei porcii se \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 se \u00eentoarce” \u015fi a fost t\u0103iat \u00een felii de 2 mm de o imens\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103 de feliat salam \u00een “\u015ei porcii se \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 se \u00eentoarce din nou: \u00cen jurul cozii.”<\/p>\n

http:\/\/roflazzi.com<\/a> e user-created. Adic\u0103: to\u0163i gigeii \u015fi marghioalele care nu au ce face \u00eencarc\u0103 poze cu starurile lor preferate, surprinse \u00een momente funny, \u015fi desigur, garnisesc aceste poze cu comentarii oscil\u00e2nd \u00eentre penibil \u015fi foarte penibil. Aceea\u015fi \u00eentrebare: de ce s\u0103 ne bucur\u0103m idio\u0163e\u015fte de faptul c\u0103 Ix a fost surprins f\u0103c\u00e2nd o moac\u0103 tembel\u0103? Ce, tu nu faci niciodat\u0103 moace tembele?<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.celebmatch.com\/<\/a>\u00a0e o alt\u0103 abera\u0163ie de te doare mintea. Calculeaz\u0103-\u0163i, zice site-ul, compatibilitatea cu starul care te atrage fizic de mori.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i bine, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 eu m-a\u015f potrivi 100 % cu Michael Jackson. \u00centrebarea mea: cu ce m\u0103 ajut\u0103, dac\u0103 el n-o s\u0103 afle niciodat\u0103 chestia asta? \u015ei atunci, de ce s\u0103-\u0163i pierzi timpul calcul\u00e2ndu-\u0163i compatibilitatea cu cineva la care nu ai \u015fanse s\u0103 ajungi?<\/p>\n

\u015ei, desigur, lista poate continua, dar mi-e mie lene. Oricum, na\u015fpa tipologia de consumator pe care sunt targetate site-urile astea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stau eu a\u015fa, str\u00e2mb, m\u0103 chinui s\u0103 judec drept, \u015fi nu pot s\u0103 nu remarc c\u0103 un num\u0103r impresionant de oameni simt o imperativ\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}