Acum c\u00e2teva zile, o prieten\u0103 a postat o cugetare de genul: Banii nu-s un p\u0103cat \u015fi nu-s o virtute. Adic\u0103: nu e mare lucru s\u0103-i ai, dar nici nu e\u015fti de scuipat \u00een ochi pentru asta. Rapid, s-a creat un shitstorm uria\u015f, din care am re\u0163inut ni\u015fte atitudini-cli\u015feu, numai bune de recompensat cu bocanci \u00een bot.<\/p>\n
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ATITUDINEA CLI\u015eEU 1: s\u0103 desfiin\u0163\u0103m banii. banii sunt sursa tuturor relelor.<\/p>\n
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Flit, oilor. E nevoie de o m\u0103sur\u0103 universal\u0103 a contravalorii fiec\u0103rui lucru. Chiar nu e ok s\u0103 facem schimb: eu \u00ee\u0163i dau br\u00e2nz\u0103, tu \u00eemi dai gr\u00e2ne. Sursa tuturor relelor const\u0103 \u00een l\u0103comia oamenilor \u015fi dorin\u0163a lor de a c\u0103lca peste cadavre pentru a avea mai mult. Banii sunt doar oglinda unei st\u0103ri de fapt. \u015ei tot ei sunt responsabili cu un anume echilibru \u00eentre c\u00e2t ceri pe marfa ta \u015fi c\u00e2t e lumea din jur dispus\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i dea.<\/p>\n
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ATITUDINEA CLI\u015eEU 2: Ce de c\u0103cat e s\u0103 v\u00e2nezi bani, interesatule!<\/p>\n
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Re: Ce de c\u0103cat e s\u0103 mori de foame sau s\u0103 at\u00e2rni de g\u00e2tul altcuiva ca o uria\u015f\u0103 piatr\u0103 de moar\u0103. \u015ei ce de c\u0103cat e s\u0103 fii indignat de “interesele altora” c\u00e2nd tu \u00eenghi\u0163i tone de muie pentru un job de 1000 lei salariu. “Nu, nu \u00eenghit tone de muie pentru salariu, le \u00eenghit din disciplina muncii”. Cu at\u00e2t mai grav. Culmea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti bun \u00een ceea ce faci, iei \u015fi un salariu din care s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti \u015fi ai parte \u015fi de nivelul de respect care s\u0103-i determine pe oameni s\u0103-\u0163i dea \u015fi eventualele mui meritate (heck, to\u0163i merit\u0103m c\u00e2te o muie uneori) pe un ton extreeem de decent. \u015ei, da, conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
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ATITUDINEA CLI\u015eEU 3: Hai s\u0103 pozez \u00een bogat cump\u0103r\u00e2nd chestii scumpe, care eventual func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 mai prost dec\u00e2t alea ieftine.<\/p>\n
Chit c\u0103 nimeni nu recunoa\u015fte, atitudinea asta i-a fascinat pe fraieri mereu. Altfel, \u015ftirile de genul “Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu \u00ee\u015fi mai ia o po\u015fet\u0103 de 10.000 de euro” nu ar prinde la proaste s\u0103tule de so\u0163ii lor zg\u00e2rci\u0163i sau la cocalari s\u0103tui de lab\u0103, care, iat\u0103, mai prind un prilej s\u0103 \u00eenjure materialismul feminin.<\/p>\n
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ATITUDINEA CLI\u015eEU 4: E vulgar s\u0103 vorbim despre bani.<\/p>\n
Nu e vulgar s\u0103 vorbim despre niciun subiect, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t avem chef.<\/p>\n
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\u015ei, corect, banii nu-s un p\u0103cat. E chiar pl\u0103cut s\u0103-i ai \u015fi e minunat s\u0103-i cheltuie\u015fti frumos. Sunt direct responsabili de confortul unui om. <\/p>\n
Dar nici nu-s o virtute, nu te fac mai inteligent, mai talentat la harp\u0103 sau mai zglobiu. Doar mai exploatabil. <\/p>\n
Banii pot ajusta pe ici pe colo chestii, dar ideea “X are bani” \u00eel transform\u0103 pe respectivul X \u00een \u0163inta agresiunilor psihice \u015fi cer\u015fetoriilor de tot felul de la to\u0163i manipulatorii posibili. De unde X devine fie un c\u0103rp\u0103nos negru \u00een cerul gurii (doar ca s\u0103 nu se simpt\u0103 futut \u00een cur dup\u0103 bunul plac al retarzilor), fie un filantrop de complezen\u0163\u0103. “Bine, m\u0103. Ia \u015fi tu, s\u0103 nu zici c\u0103 nu \u0163i-am dat”.<\/p>\n
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Oameni buni: data viitoare c\u00e2nd sim\u0163i\u0163i un cli\u015feu auzit din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni c\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 ias\u0103 pe gur\u0103, face\u0163i urm\u0103torul exerci\u0163iu:<\/p>\n
-\u00eenghi\u0163i\u0163i-l.<\/p>\n
-g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 bine dac\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r v\u0103 reprezint\u0103 uman \u015fi dac\u0103, onest, sunte\u0163i de acord cu SENSUL LUI. “M\u0103 pi\u015f pe bani” \u015fi peste zece minute: “\u00cemprumut\u0103-m\u0103 cu 100 de lei” e dovad\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti fie prost, fie cutr\u0103 ipocrit\u0103.<\/p>\n
-g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 dac\u0103 e ok s\u0103 scoate\u0163i doar papagalisme, sau dac\u0103, dimpotriv\u0103, ar fi mai reconfortant s\u0103 produce\u0163i voi \u00een\u015fiv\u0103 idei, care s\u0103 reflecte real ce crede\u0163i despre via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi lume, liber de “a\u015fa trebuie”, “a\u015fa se face” \u015fi “asta cred oamenii”.<\/p>\n
-\u015fi acum, zice\u0163i sincer ce crede\u0163i despre bani. F\u0103r\u0103 vr\u0103jeli \u015fi cuget\u0103ri din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n
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