{"id":5119,"date":"2012-04-10T05:20:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T05:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5119"},"modified":"2012-04-10T05:20:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T05:20:19","slug":"decreteii-reloaded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/decreteii-reloaded\/","title":{"rendered":"DECRE\u0162EII RELOADED"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tipic pentru prostia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 sinistr\u0103 \u015fi grav\u0103: natalitatea a sc\u0103zut de foamete – iar guvernan\u0163ii nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 trateze cauza – foamea cea mare – ci efectul. Adic\u0103: vor s\u0103 supun\u0103 femeia gravid\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de mijloace materiale \u015fi lucid\u0103, unei presiuni suplimentare, unei am\u00e2n\u0103ri \u00eengrozitor de stresante, pis\u0103logelii, intruziunii, “consilierii psihologice” nesolicitate. Vezi aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Unu: Orice om este st\u0103p\u00e2n pe corpul lui. Are dreptul s\u0103 decid\u0103 dac\u0103 este preg\u0103tit pentru povara \u015fi responsabilitatea cre\u015fterii unui copil sau nu. Iar dac\u0103 o femeie ajunge p\u00e2n\u0103 la a se duce la un doctor s\u0103 cear\u0103 avortul, e evident c\u0103 deja s-a m\u0103cinat, s-a consumat, a c\u00e2nt\u0103rit argumente pro \u015fi contra \u015fi nu mai are nevoie de h\u0103r\u0163uiala ta agresiv\u0103 \u015fi patronizant\u0103, \u00eemb\u00e2csit\u0103 cu limbaj de lemn.<\/p>\n

Doi: Un copil avortat e un copil care nu va cre\u015fte \u00een condi\u0163ii precare, silit s\u0103 renun\u0163e propria copil\u0103rie din cauza neajunsurilor. E un copil care nu va fi abandonat, care nu va fi neglijat de p\u0103rin\u0163i care muncesc 12 ore pe zi pe salarii mizere, un copil care nu va ajunge s\u0103 trag\u0103 aurolac pe nas s\u0103 uite de foame \u015fi nici nu se va prostitua de la 12 ani, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd solu\u0163ia rapid\u0103 \u015fi eficient\u0103 la toate problemele.<\/p>\n

Trei: Mai \u0163ine\u0163i minte cum se avorta pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu, cu andrele, cu leacuri b\u0103be\u015fti, cu diverse mijloace care f\u0103ceau ca jum\u0103tate dintre femei s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een decursul procesului? Oh, well. S\u0103 revenim acolo.<\/p>\n

Patru: C\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 rezolvi o problem\u0103, nu trebuie s\u0103 cosmetizezi efectul. E ca-n povestea aia cu contesa cuprins\u0103 de mil\u0103 c\u0103 biata slujnic\u0103 e palid\u0103 \u015fi supt\u0103 la fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi-i zice: “Vezi c\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti pe m\u0103su\u0163a mea de toalet\u0103 ni\u015fte pudr\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte fard. Machiaz\u0103-te. \u015ei acum, car\u0103 geamantanele astea”. Sau ca atunci c\u00e2nd ai o carie \u00een m\u0103sea de-\u0163i vezi cre\u015ftetul capului prin ea, iar tu iei trei fiole de algocalmin, s\u0103 nu te doar\u0103. Cam a\u015fa \u015fi autorii proiectului \u0103stuia de lege cu problema avortului. Cea mai bun\u0103 consiliere psihologic\u0103 \u00een cazul acesta ar fi o redresare economic\u0103, urmat\u0103 de politici financiare care s\u0103 te \u00eendemne s\u0103 stai acas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eengrije\u015fti un copil. Sau, ce a\u015f \u00eentreba eu, dac\u0103 a\u015f fi Maricica moart\u0103 de foame, b\u0103gat\u0103 \u00een consiliere psihologic\u0103 for\u0163at\u0103: “Dom’ doctor, m\u0103 consiliezi \u015fi pe mine de unde fac rost de bani de na\u015ftere, de toate \u00eengrijirile ulterioare, plus de toate articolele de care are nevoie un nou-n\u0103scut? Dac\u0103 nu izbute\u015fti s\u0103 m\u0103 consiliezi \u00een privin\u0163a asta, TACI \u00ceN MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII \u015eI LAS\u0102-M\u0102 S\u0102-MI IAU SINGUR DECIZIILE! ”<\/p>\n

Cinci: Dar dac\u0103 vorbim de vreuna de 15 ani, f\u0103cut\u0103 po\u015ft\u0103 de to\u0163i fl\u0103c\u0103ii din sat \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 mai glumea\u0163\u0103 a \u0103lora? \u015ei pe ea o trimi\u0163i la consiliere psihologic\u0103? Sau de vreuna din Ciumpalacii de Deal, care are deja 13 copii \u015fi un singur salariu \u00een cas\u0103? Sau de una cu caren\u0163e grave de cine \u015ftie ce fel, care ar putea duce la na\u015fterea unui copil cu probleme?<\/p>\n

Nu c\u0103 am v\u0103zut “Izvorul femeilor”, dar cred c\u0103 ini\u0163iatorii acestui proiect de lege ar merita o grev\u0103 a sexului. Justificat\u0103. Orice pastil\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 are o marj\u0103 de ineficien\u0163\u0103, orice prezervativ poate avea o gaur\u0103 minuscul\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu ai asigurare medical\u0103 \u00een caz de accidente, e mai\u00a0safe<\/em> pentru orice femeie s\u0103 opteze pentru vibrator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tipic pentru prostia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 sinistr\u0103 \u015fi grav\u0103: natalitatea a sc\u0103zut de foamete – iar guvernan\u0163ii nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 trateze cauza – foamea cea mare...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}