{"id":513,"date":"2008-10-21T00:47:28","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T21:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=513"},"modified":"2008-10-21T00:47:28","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T21:47:28","slug":"maxim-si-simona-radoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/maxim-si-simona-radoi\/","title":{"rendered":""Maxim" \u015fi Simona R\u0103doi"},"content":{"rendered":"

De fapt,\u00a0primul meu contact cu\u00a0revista Maxim<\/a> a avut loc prin noiembrie anul trecut, c\u00e2nd, \u00een preajma lans\u0103rii “B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fului de c\u00e2mpi”, mi-au luat un interviu pentru suplimentul Maxima din decembrie 2007. A\u015fa am cunoscut-o pe Simona R\u0103doi<\/a>, care acum \u00eemi \u00eempodobe\u015fte cu fal\u0103 blogrollul. Am stat \u00een “Festival ’39”, am b\u0103ut vreo trei Irish Coffees, ca s\u0103 prindem curaj – c\u0103 eram fete timide am\u00e2ndou\u0103 – \u015fi, pentru c\u0103 Festival ’39 face Irish-ul tare, a ie\u015fit urm\u0103torul interviu u\u015for ciupit, din care v\u0103 ofer niscaiva fragmente (\u00een ideea sloganului “Louie, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…”)<\/p>\n

SR: E\u015fti din Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe. Ai s\u00e2nge de unguroaic\u0103 \u00een tine?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Da, mama e unguroaic\u0103. Asta m\u0103 face o corcitur\u0103 penal\u0103, care nu poate fi scoas\u0103 la expozi\u0163ii pur-s\u00e2nge. N-am nici pedigri.<\/p>\n

(…)<\/p>\n

SR: Ai scris cel de-al treilea roman rom\u00e2nesc gay…<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Da, a\u015fa zice dl. Mihai Iancu, de la revista Time Out. Domnia-sa se pricepe. Eu \u00eel consider un roman de dragoste pur\u0103 \u015fi simpl\u0103.<\/p>\n

SR: Cum te \u00eempaci cu celebritatea?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Care celebritate? M\u0103 confunzi cu Gigi Becali. Eu sunt o biat\u0103 sc\u00e2r\u0163a-sc\u00e2r\u0163a pe h\u00e2rtie, o amploaiat\u0103, o aia.<\/p>\n

SR: Se poate tr\u0103i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia din scris c\u0103r\u0163i?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Nu, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu se poate tr\u0103i din scris c\u0103r\u0163i. Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 \u015fi tr\u0103i\u0163i, face\u0163i-v\u0103 o firm\u0103 de import-export. Sau cer\u015fi\u0163i. Sau fura\u0163i.<\/p>\n

SR: Rondo Capriccioso este cartea ta de debut. Lumea zice c\u0103 este o poveste cu lesbiene. Mie nu mi s-a p\u0103rut chiar a\u015fa. Cum st\u0103 treaba, de fapt?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: B\u0103i, lumea zice at\u00e2tea chestii despre cartea asta… Norocul meu! A\u015fa aflu \u015fi eu despre ce e vorba \u00een ea.<\/p>\n

Bun, cartea merge pe dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii, cea social\u0103 \u015fi cea personal\u0103. Mai exact, o tolomac\u0103 termin\u0103 facultatea. Nici dracu’ nu vrea s\u0103-i dea de lucru, logic. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, face o munc\u0103 mult sub studiile ei. To\u0163i am trecut prin asta… De aici rezult\u0103, cum spun unii, o parodie a fi\u0163elor \u015fi fasoanelor lumii artistice.<\/p>\n

Apoi, pe plan personal, aceea\u015fi tolomac\u0103 apuc\u0103 s\u0103 cunoasc\u0103 o f\u0103ptur\u0103 minunat\u0103, care o atrage, o completeaz\u0103,o fascineaz\u0103, o tulbur\u0103… \u015fi e de acela\u015fi sex cu ea! Normal c\u0103 refuz\u0103 s\u0103 fie categorisit\u0103 drept “lesbian\u0103” pentru c\u0103, \u00een esen\u0163\u0103, e tot ea. Apoi \u00eencepe s\u0103 nu \u00eei mai pese.<\/p>\n

SR: Ai ag\u0103\u0163at mai multe femei dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163i dup\u0103 ce a ap\u0103rut cartea pe pia\u0163\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Glume\u015fti! Au \u00eenceput femeile s\u0103 fug\u0103 de mine ca dracu’ de t\u0103m\u00e2ie.<\/p>\n

SR: Ce orientare sexual\u0103 ai?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Trisexual\u0103. \u00cemi plac anumite femei, anumi\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi anumite pisici, \u00een frunte cu motanul meu care se nume\u015fte Pulic\u0103.<\/p>\n

SR: Tu ai un blog mi\u015fto<\/strong> (not\u0103: se referea la anteriorul…) A \u00eencercat vreun tip s\u0103 te aga\u0163e acolo?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Oho! Am \u015fi mesaje gen: “C\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la tine, penisul meu cap\u0103t\u0103 dimensiuni aproape ireale.” Profit de aceast\u0103 ocazie s\u0103 anun\u0163 public: “A\u015fa, \u015fi?”<\/p>\n

SR: \u00cen cur\u00e2nd se va lansa cea de-a doua carte a ta, “B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu’ de c\u00e2mpi.” Despre ce este vorba?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Eh, “B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu’ de c\u00e2mpi” e un r\u0103spuns la mai multe provoc\u0103ri din partea vie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Unu’ la m\u00e2n\u0103, e o rupere din aparen\u0163a de autoconfesiune a c\u0103r\u0163ii “Rondo Capriccioso.” Mul\u0163i din cei ce au citit-o au \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 fata de acolo sunt eu. Ei bine, “eu” din “B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu’ de c\u00e2mpi” e muncitor la fabrica de \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103minte, mai exact tr\u0103g\u0103tor \u00een p\u0103r\u0163i – a\u015fa se nume\u015fte opera\u0163ia, pe bune.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd l-am scris \u00eemi mergea al naibii de greu, locuiam \u00een Rahova cu chirie \u015fi nu g\u0103seam mai nimic de lucru. Aveam timp berechet s\u0103 observ mul\u0163imea pestri\u0163\u0103 care mi\u015funa printre blocurile portocalii. Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 rup o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 din aceast\u0103 vraj\u0103, s-o amestec bine cu am\u0103r\u0103ciunea lui “eu” – Gic\u0103 Cioc\u0103l\u0103u – care nu g\u0103sea dragoste pe lume (…)<\/p>\n

SR: \u00cen perioada \u00een care ai locuit \u00een Rahova, ce cuceriri ai f\u0103cut?<\/strong><\/p>\n

LL: Cea mai “excitant\u0103” cucerire a fost Georgel de la aprozar, un \u0163igan m\u0103run\u0163el, care \u00een prima lun\u0103 mi-a tot bonusat cump\u0103r\u0103turile cu c\u00e2te un ciorchine de struguri, cu c\u00e2te o banan\u0103, cu c\u00e2te un m\u0103r – ofrandele dragostei, pas\u0103mite. Apoi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bat\u0103 apropouri: “Uite, f\u0103i, prin\u0163eso,” \u00eemi zicea, “toate haladitele astea figurante vrea s\u0103 le duci la Megdonalt s\u0103 le cumperi cip\u015fi d-\u0103ia p\u0103 o c\u00e2rc\u0103 d\u0103 bani! P\u0103i s\u0103 moar\u0103 mama mea, d\u0103 banii \u0103ia \u00ee\u0163i pr\u0103jesc io \u0163ie zece kile d\u0103 cartofi!”.<\/p>\n

(…)<\/p>\n

R\u00e2d \u015fi acum, c\u00e2nd \u00eemi imaginez fe\u0163ele oripilate ale celor din redac\u0163ie, la citirea unor asemenea groz\u0103vii. \u015ei mi-o imaginez pe Simona, inocent\u0103: “P\u0103i, ne-am cam pilit…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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