{"id":5130,"date":"2012-04-14T10:04:06","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T10:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=5130"},"modified":"2012-04-14T10:04:06","modified_gmt":"2012-04-14T10:04:06","slug":"teroarea-infatisarii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/teroarea-infatisarii\/","title":{"rendered":"Teroarea \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103rii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, a\u015fteptam la trecere s\u0103 se \u00eenverzeasc\u0103 semaforul, c\u00e2nd, un cocalar r\u00e2njit:<\/p>\n<p>-Ce frumoas\u0103 eee\u015fti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi st\u0103p\u00e2nesc icnetul de grea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi a\u015ftept cu dor s\u0103 se schimbe o dat\u0103 semaforul \u00een verde.<\/p>\n<p>-F\u0103, \u0163i-am f\u0103cut un compliment!<\/p>\n<p>Atunci m-am enervat:<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa, \u015fi?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i trebuia s\u0103 zici mersi.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 consta\u0163i? Eram frumoas\u0103 chiar dac\u0103 t\u0103ceai \u015fi-\u0163i vedeai de drum, corect? Sau \u0163i se pare c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fii pl\u0103tit pentru c\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 observi evidentul?<\/p>\n<p>I-a c\u0103zut fa\u0163a, a tras un &#8220;f\u0103, ej&#8217; nebun\u0103&#8221; \u015fi a tirat-o. Iat\u0103 un caz \u00een care e mai util s\u0103 te zbor\u015fe\u015fti la un prost dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te miloge\u015fti lui Dumnezeu s\u0103 te m\u00e2ntuiasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ajung acas\u0103, altul pe Facebook.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><abbr title=\"Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 12:01am\">12 hours ago<\/abbr><\/div>\n<p><strong>xxxxxxxx<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div id=\"id.131781846952156\">\n<p>la multi ani pentru duminica trecuta<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net\/hprofile-ak-snc4\/211784_698353138_2924903_q.jpg?w=700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Lorena Lupu\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><abbr title=\"Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 12:17am\">11 hours ago<\/abbr><\/div>\n<p><strong><a id=\"js_10\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\">Lorena Lupu<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div id=\"id.359529040764910\">\n<p>nu am nume de floare<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><abbr title=\"Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 12:18am\">11 hours ago<\/abbr><\/div>\n<p><strong>xxxxxxxx<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div id=\"id.426927443988675\">\n<p>esti fata,deci esti o floare<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net\/hprofile-ak-snc4\/211784_698353138_2924903_q.jpg?w=700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Lorena Lupu\" \/><\/a>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><abbr title=\"Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 12:19am\">11 hours ago<\/abbr><\/div>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\">Lorena Lupu<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div id=\"id.219063684861017\">\n<p>\u015fi asta e tot o floare?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeyomama.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Fat-Women-19.jpg?resize=422%2C317\" alt=\"\" width=\"422\" height=\"317\" \/><\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc c\u0103 \u015fi tipa asta are un suflet ginga\u015f, plin de emo\u0163ii duioase, \u015fi multe juc\u0103rii de plu\u015f pe care le str\u00e2nge la pieptu-i opulent.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, un troll \u00een spam:<\/p>\n<p>Fa, taranca obosita, esti urata cu crengi si nu te-as fute nici sa ma rogi in genunchi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu nu m\u0103 pot ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu m\u0103 minunez: de ce sexul purt\u0103tor de pul\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 te cump\u0103r\u0103 sau te anihileaz\u0103 prin comentarii legate de \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015fare? E o simpl\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare c\u0103 te na\u015fti cu glande defecte \u015fi te faci c\u00e2t Monica Anghel \u015fi Ozana Barabancea la un loc, sau ai o predispozi\u0163ie genetic\u0103 spre metabolism rapid \u015fi evoluezi \u00eentr-o fiin\u0163\u0103 de tip piele &amp; os. E o simpl\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare c\u0103 te na\u015fti n\u0103soas\u0103 ca Barbra Streisand, buzat\u0103 ca Jolie sau ur\u00e2t\u0103 ca moartea-n vacan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, nu e meritul nim\u0103nui c\u0103 are tr\u0103s\u0103turi armonioase sau interesante, ci al geneticii \u015fi al hazardului. Iar pic\u0103\u0163elele sau dungile de pe carapace au at\u00e2t de pu\u0163in de-a face cu noi, cei de dincolo de ea. Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are faptul c\u0103 am ochi mari, privire de &#8220;om drogat&#8221; (cum \u00eemi explica alt\u0103 pul\u0103 care credea c\u0103 remarcile t\u00e2mpite legate de \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015fare sunt un num\u0103r bun jucat la loterie), buze groase \u015fi b\u0103rbie mic\u0103, cu gropi\u0163\u0103 cu omul care sunt eu, de fapt? \u015ei de ce ar trebui s\u0103 fiu recunosc\u0103toare pentru constat\u0103ri, de orice tip ar fi ele?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, a\u015fteptam la trecere s\u0103 se \u00eenverzeasc\u0103 semaforul, c\u00e2nd, un cocalar r\u00e2njit: -Ce frumoas\u0103 eee\u015fti&#8230; \u00cemi st\u0103p\u00e2nesc icnetul de grea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi a\u015ftept cu dor&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}