{"id":5139,"date":"2012-04-15T08:49:08","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/15\/dilema-pascala-cu-frati-miu-3\/"},"modified":"2012-04-15T08:49:08","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T08:49:08","slug":"dilema-pascala-cu-frati-miu-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dilema-pascala-cu-frati-miu-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilem\u0103 pascal\u0103 cu frati-miu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-B\u0103i, Liviule, popii nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 numere.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Ba \u015ftiu, \u00eencearc\u0103 tu s\u0103-i p\u0103c\u0103le\u015fti la bani.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Las\u0103 asta. Cum puii mei a \u00eenviat Isus \u00een &#8220;a treia zi&#8221;? A murit vineri seara, a \u00eenviat duminic\u0103 \u00een zori. Asta-i o zi \u015fi jum\u0103tate, hai maxim dou\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Ba nu. Vineri, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, duminic\u0103. Trei.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, pul\u0103, p\u0103i nici m\u0103car la hotel, dac\u0103 te cazezi vineri dup\u0103-amiaza \u015fi pleci duminic\u0103 diminea\u0163a, nu pl\u0103te\u015fti dec\u00e2t dou\u0103 zile.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Via\u0163a m\u00e2ntuitorului nostru nu e hotel.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Dar nici distan\u0163a temporar\u0103 dintre decesul lui Isus \u015fi \u00eenvierea lui nu alc\u0103tuie\u015fte trei zile!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-B\u0103i, Liviule, popii nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 numere.\u00a0 -Ba \u015ftiu, \u00eencearc\u0103 tu s\u0103-i p\u0103c\u0103le\u015fti la bani.\u00a0 -Las\u0103 asta. Cum puii mei a \u00eenviat Isus \u00een&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}